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"Look, miniture greyhounds." (we don't hunt with our dogs but we have 2 whippets and 1 whippet x Italian greyhound....he's a total handbag dog!) Adults usually come out with this one. Kids just ask what kind of dogs they are.

 

"Do you race them?" - Retard question! If I did I'd be a hell of a lot richer than I am.

 

"Do you hunt with them?" - We have 19 animals in total, so they would just run over to a rabbit and lick it.

 

"It's all weak. My staffie could kill it, easy." - Retarded statement! My response "Urm, your dog is being humped by my dogs. (under my breath...what a fierce beast you do have)."

 

"Take that lampshade off your head sir. You're not fooling us this time." - Officers around here are smart! haha

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Its never done that before !!

" fuk me , you weren't joking , your dogs really are shit Stan "

get of my feckin ground

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