paulus 26 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 but what if................the island is full of zombies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 a good running dog a good knife fire stick para cord drift net .. See I was thinking lurcher too but it takes a bit of feeding, plus, will it get eat with all the lions, tigers and bears there That's why I put good running dog ,anything small enough it could take , anything to big it has the brains to get the feck out of there ...or could have a bullx that would chew the arse of a cat big or small ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Ok c**ts 5 things you can f*****g carry No point changing the rules halfway to suit you mate. Makes this whole thread nonsense. I thought with my list it would have been obvious, I should have f***ing known Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 but what if................the island is full of zombies and your only allowed 1 gun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 but what if................the island is full of zombies and your only allowed 1 gun machete.axe,ray gun, med pack and anti "t" virus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Big roll of wire to make snares. Leatherman. Flint thing for fire. Solar still to make fresh water. Good dog. Job done Refreshing to see a sensible post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Typical f***ing woman, just hasn't got a clue about survival Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 but what if................the island is full of zombies and your only allowed 1 gun machete.axe,ray gun, med pack and anti "t" virus Anti t virus :laugh: is that resident evil? f***ing great game that when your stoned but for the jump factor, silent hill is hard to beat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Paracord, fire starter, decent knife, pot to boil water in, snare wire. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Typical f*****g woman, just hasn't got a clue about survival kiss my arse grandad. My post was just as sensible as strangers! Sexist pig. After getting yer belly filled wouldn't you wamt a nice soft bed to lie on... hmm especially att your age ;D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 but what if................the island is full of zombies and your only allowed 1 gun machete.axe,ray gun, med pack and anti "t" virus Anti t virus :laugh: is that resident evil? f*****g great game that when your stoned but for the jump factor, silent hill is hard to beat i have all the resident evil dvds and the silent hill ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,284 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 6 stunning lesbians,,,that have a liking for overweight bald men in there 40's Knowing my luck though I would still get feck all Thats how it works with lesbians im afraid............they like girls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Typical f*****g woman, just hasn't got a clue about survival kiss my arse grandad. My post was just as sensible as strangers! Sexist pig. After getting yer belly filled wouldn't you wamt a nice soft bed to lie on... hmm especially att your age ;D this might be a sensitive question but have you got yer hings you can make a bed woman, just kill a bear, loads of leaves, bear skin on top, there you have it, one bed. Honest to f**k, see woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendover 67 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Porn, Tissues, ....... Actually that's all I need. My work here is done where the f**k you been mate? How's tricks? I've been on a desert island, I've got a right arm like pop eye now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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