baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 6 stunning lesbians,,,that have a liking for overweight bald men in there 40'sKnowing my luck though I would still get feck all Thats how it works with lesbians im afraid............they like girls That still leaves tomo in with a shout, especially if its cold Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Porn, Tissues, ....... Actually that's all I need. My work here is done where the f**k you been mate? How's tricks?I've been on a desert island, I've got a right arm like pop eye now! watch when you pm me, paulus has my password.... Just saying like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendover 67 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 It's a police state!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 It's a police state!!!! Aye, I can't even get abused on pm without the c**t trying to ban them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,600 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Typical f*****g woman, just hasn't got a clue about survival kiss my arse grandad. My post was just as sensible as strangers! Sexist pig. After getting yer belly filled wouldn't you wamt a nice soft bed to lie on... hmm especially att your age ;D this might be a sensitive question but have you got yer hings you can make a bed woman, just kill a bear, loads of leaves, bear skin on top, there you have it, one bed. Honest to f**k, see woman yeah cause killing a bear and skinning it happens everyday in Scotland mayb my air bed can gelpe me get out to sea aswel. Its a bed dingy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 but what if................the island is full of zombies and your only allowed 1 gun machete.axe,ray gun, med pack and anti "t" virus Anti t virus :laugh: is that resident evil? f*****g great game that when your stoned but for the jump factor, silent hill is hard to beat i have all the resident evil dvds and the silent hill ones You ever played them on the playstation? f***ing great games. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Is there only zombies on this island? If there's vampires or werewolves, I'd need to take different stuff, like garlic and silver. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 It's a police state!!!! Aye, I can't even get abused on pm without the c**t trying to ban them I thought it was bendrover who was your mate not bendover? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Typical f*****g woman, just hasn't got a clue about survival kiss my arse grandad. My post was just as sensible as strangers! Sexist pig. After getting yer belly filled wouldn't you wamt a nice soft bed to lie on... hmm especially att your age ;D this might be a sensitive question but have you got yer hings you can make a bed woman, just kill a bear, loads of leaves, bear skin on top, there you have it, one bed. Honest to f**k, see woman yeah cause killing a bear and skinning it happens everyday in Scotland mayb my air bed can gelpe me get out to sea aswel. Its a bed dingy! Was the yeah the answer to my first question you never seen the film the edge? Killing a bear with a spear, easy as f**k. Easier than humfing a air bed/dingy about Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 a bungalow --- tv , microwave,bed, iceland and sainsburys, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 It's a police state!!!!Aye, I can't even get abused on pm without the c**t trying to ban them I thought it was bendrover who was your mate not bendover? Well spotted Johnny cheers pal. Paulus, time for an IP check Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Is there only zombies on this island? If there's vampires or werewolves, I'd need to take different stuff, like garlic and silver. i can sell you some silver Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,600 Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Typical f*****g woman, just hasn't got a clue about survival kiss my arse grandad. My post was just as sensible as strangers! Sexist pig. After getting yer belly filled wouldn't you wamt a nice soft bed to lie on... hmm especially att your age ;D this might be a sensitive question but have you got yer hings you can make a bed woman, just kill a bear, loads of leaves, bear skin on top, there you have it, one bed. Honest to f**k, see woman yeah cause killing a bear and skinning it happens everyday in Scotland mayb my air bed can gelpe me get out to sea aswel. Its a bed dingy! Was the yeah the answer to my first question you never seen the film the edge? Killing a bear with a spear, easy as f**k. Easier than humfing a air bed/dingy about look here grandad. Youd be glad of a soft bed after your unsuccessful hunting trips. At your age you'll be in agony after a quarter mile lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Is there only zombies on this island? If there's vampires or werewolves, I'd need to take different stuff, like garlic and silver. you ever seen the film, the silver bullet or something like that? Wee boy in a wheel chair hunting down a werewolf. I know I shouldn't laugh but that film had me in tears when he sooped up his chair 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Can you carry your bed mo? im strong as feck I am..... Hmm ok mayb swap for an air bed lol Typical f*****g woman, just hasn't got a clue about survival kiss my arse grandad. My post was just as sensible as strangers! Sexist pig. After getting yer belly filled wouldn't you wamt a nice soft bed to lie on... hmm especially att your age ;D this might be a sensitive question but have you got yer hings you can make a bed woman, just kill a bear, loads of leaves, bear skin on top, there you have it, one bed. Honest to f**k, see woman yeah cause killing a bear and skinning it happens everyday in Scotland mayb my air bed can gelpe me get out to sea aswel. Its a bed dingy! Was the yeah the answer to my first question you never seen the film the edge? Killing a bear with a spear, easy as f**k. Easier than humfing a air bed/dingy about look here grandad. Youd be glad of a soft bed after your unsuccessful hunting trips. At your age you'll be in agony after a quarter mile lol ahhh the innocence of youth, bless look mo, do you see anyone else worried about sleeping? Us men are more concerned about hunting, bears, big cats, zombies, wearwolfs the like, you know, manly stuff not how comfy our bed is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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