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Last Saturday night I was away with Mrs Brewman without the kids when during dinner she wanted to talk. Alarm bells started ringing, I hadn't been playing away, didn't get arrested and didn't fall out with any of her friends or family..... recently so I asked what's up, I wasn't expecting what she was about to say.....

 

"I was driving home and slowed down past the field that had the little piglets in it, they looked so cute and sweet and then it dawned on me that you were going to buy one to cut up that's so cruel, why can't you let it run round the field and live it's life.

 

Answer no. 1: You know how you said they looked sweet well I hope then they taste as sweet as they look and if I let it run round I can't have bacon sarnies. Also tried explaining that it's more ethical than shite in the supermarkets and it's free range blah blah blah and so forth.

 

I'll turn vegetarian, that steak is the last bit of meat please don't have it killed.

 

Answer no.2: eh no you won't, no it isn't and yes I will (all of which went down as well as the titanic)

 

The Mrs is emotional when it comes to being an animal lover. I love animals to I explained apart from cats(feckin hate them) and my love extends to eating them. I'm doing dinner to day and ring her ask her what will I do she says there's bolonaise in the freezer but that's got meat I say.......

 

I'll have some not to be difficult and don't get feckin smart either obviously knowing that I was going to give her some grief.

 

A total of 2 days...... Lol

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Veg isn't good enough. Tell her to go vegan....it's the only way to be morally superior. See how long that lasts ;)

That'll never happen her brief experimentation with being a vegetarian has come to end thankfully

She picked up some sweets the next day so pointed out the pork gelatine in the ingredients, if looks could kill lol

She still bought them.

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Funny things, females.. One of the Mrs` mates has gone veggy since last december, not the one just gone either. All because I raised and slaughtered my own turkey and meat chickens. But on the other hand, now Ive started filling the outside freezer with various game, the Mrs is well over the moon.. Should have seen her glowing when she done the venison tagine..

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These thinkin type women are a pain in the arse and just make us frown, I recon we'd all be better off with one of those dumb feckers that just smile and say 'err yer, ok', no matter what the question or instruction.... Ahh, if only life was that perfect.... :rolleyes:

 

Getting back to reality... I'd stick with veggie grub just for her, 'you wanted it, you've got it', type attitude. She'll soon sicken....

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Just buy her in some Quorn, that stuff tastes horrible and should hopefully cure any misguided notions.

 

I have very similar things with mine. Periodic notions of reducing meat intake. I come home to find her boiling up several kilos of lentils.... "Oh its so we can reduce the amount of meat we eat and save some money"

 

"How about we swap lentils for venison? Its free"

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These thinkin type women are a pain in the arse and just make us frown, I recon we'd all be better off with one of those dumb feckers that just smile and say 'err yer, ok', no matter what the question or instruction.... Ahh, if only life was that perfect.... :rolleyes:

 

Getting back to reality... I'd stick with veggie grub just for her, 'you wanted it, you've got it', type attitude. She'll soon sicken....

I threatened to do that in a roundabout way and as she is a very fussy eater I could sense her inwardly cringing at the thought.

Women are so fickle it's funny beyond belief.

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My missus is a vegetarian when we was courting she didn't cost a lot to take out I'd have a big old steak in harvester and tell her to crack on with the salad cart lol. Or Chinese, me a big meal her plain chow mien or rice ?.

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I've come across several of those middle-aged, vegetarian, tree-hugging hippy-esque animal lovers - the ones who don't think any animal should be killed for any reason ever, (though I'm not including Mrs.Brewman in this).

 

They are a pain in the arse, and you're wasting your time arguing with them. The more rational you stay, the more over-wrought they get ! I've met one who inflicts a vegetarian diet on her dog FFS !

 

The one good thing about banging your head against a brick wall is that it stops hurting when you stop doing it !

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I've come across several of those middle-aged, vegetarian, tree-hugging hippy-esque animal lovers - the ones who don't think any animal should be killed for any reason ever, (though I'm not including Mrs.Brewman in this).

 

They are a pain in the arse, and you're wasting your time arguing with them. The more rational you stay, the more over-wrought they get ! I've met one who inflicts a vegetarian diet on her dog FFS !

 

The one good thing about banging your head against a brick wall is that it stops hurting when you stop doing it !

Lol how true, the missus is happy for me to feed the kids anything meat orientated in fact she would encourage it.

I think her stint of being a veggie was a result of me laughing my balls off when she said she could do it.

And to cap it off she enjoys watching the buzzards looking for prey.

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Haha I could just imagine my girls face if i told her were going vegan it would just it would be a argument that would start this way are you just trying too piss me off and give me more work too do then it would be well you can cook your own f***ing dinner lol thx god mynes a meat eater is all I can say she would be out in the shed doing the skinning and moaning at me cos she has too do it lol

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