joe54 83 Posted January 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 very funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 very funny Right lads if Joey Essex won't tell about his bad but funny to us at the edrd I will.Right it all started when Joe was bullying stabba none stop in chat on here and constantly ringing and texting him say how he was going to beat him to pulp and take cheekychick off him pmsl.well the big day come stabba was humming and areing about going but afew of us told him he would be ok and not to worry so he plucked up the courage and come with us.after been there for a couple of hours someone shouts Joe's here yup he was shouting where's stabba then he's getting it anyway stabba jumps up and says am here you p***y tramp lol let's take this in the next field.so where all stud in a ring around stabba and the tramp and out of the blue Joe started to cry?? then we seen he ad got that scared he ad pissed himself that was it Joe was the laughing stock as his light blue jeans was getting darker and darker sorry Joe it ad to be told hope you understand PISSY PANTS lollol 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 very funnyRight lads if Joey Essex won't tell about his bad but funny to us at the edrd I will.Right it all started when Joe was bullying stabba none stop in chat on here and constantly ringing and texting him say how he was going to beat him to pulp and take cheekychick off him pmsl.well the big day come stabba was humming and areing about going but afew of us told him he would be ok and not to worry so he plucked up the courage and come with us.after been there for a couple of hours someone shouts Joe's here yup he was shouting where's stabba then he's getting it anyway stabba jumps up and says am here you p***y tramp lol let's take this in the next field.so where all stud in a ring around stabba and the tramp and out of the blue Joe started to cry?? then we seen he ad got that scared he ad pissed himself that was it Joe was the laughing stock as his light blue jeans was getting darker and darker sorry Joe it ad to be told hope you understand PISSY PANTS lollol is this a wind up between mates? No way could that be true 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 very funnyRight lads if Joey Essex won't tell about his bad but funny to us at the edrd I will.Right it all started when Joe was bullying stabba none stop in chat on here and constantly ringing and texting him say how he was going to beat him to pulp and take cheekychick off him pmsl.well the big day come stabba was humming and areing about going but afew of us told him he would be ok and not to worry so he plucked up the courage and come with us.after been there for a couple of hours someone shouts Joe's here yup he was shouting where's stabba then he's getting it anyway stabba jumps up and says am here you p***y tramp lol let's take this in the next field.so where all stud in a ring around stabba and the tramp and out of the blue Joe started to cry?? then we seen he ad got that scared he ad pissed himself that was it Joe was the laughing stock as his light blue jeans was getting darker and darker sorry Joe it ad to be told hope you understand PISSY PANTS lollol is this a wind up between mates? No way could that be true Dosnt come truer than that mate afew off this site who was there as well Thay will be along shortly am sure lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ffs This has been a good thread! some funny stuff on here.. Probably not the best idea for it to be the OP that started it though with that skeleton in his closet lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ffs This has been a good thread! some funny stuff on here.. Probably not the best idea for it to be the OP that started it though with that skeleton in his closet lol I never even noticed he'd started it, f***ing belter 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,450 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 very funny Right lads if Joey Essex won't tell about his bad but funny to us at the edrd I will.Right it all started when Joe was bullying stabba none stop in chat on here and constantly ringing and texting him say how he was going to beat him to pulp and take cheekychick off him pmsl.well the big day come stabba was humming and areing about going but afew of us told him he would be ok and not to worry so he plucked up the courage and come with us.after been there for a couple of hours someone shouts Joe's here yup he was shouting where's stabba then he's getting it anyway stabba jumps up and says am here you p***y tramp lol let's take this in the next field.so where all stud in a ring around stabba and the tramp and out of the blue Joe started to cry?? then we seen he ad got that scared he ad pissed himself that was it Joe was the laughing stock as his light blue jeans was getting darker and darker sorry Joe it ad to be told hope you understand PISSY PANTS lollol LMFAO Sexy Rexy ya rutheless cnut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 It ad to be said shroom got a tail about stabba aswell some av already heard it but I might pill the bans about lollol all I am saying for now is SHIT!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,993 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 every fri my gang of 5 men on site used to have a portion of chips for lunch time scran. We'd always send Paul our hod carrier. Paul had a very bad stutter. Anyway i goes down chippy this Fri with Paul,as we enter he says what shall i get, i say just 5 bags of chips mate. He walks up to the counter and say f,f,f,f,fi.fi.fi.fi.....f**k it ill have six...... bags of chips................ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,237 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 every fri my gang of 5 men on site used to have a portion of chips for lunch time scran. We'd always send Paul our hod carrier. Paul had a very bad stutter. Anyway i goes down chippy this Fri with Paul,as we enter he says what shall i get, i say just 5 bags of chips mate. He walks up to the counter and say f,f,f,f,fi.fi.fi.fi.....f**k it ill have six...... bags of chips................ been their done that...come out of the chippie with nothing i want as its easier to say haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jeppi26 1,855 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 every fri my gang of 5 men on site used to have a portion of chips for lunch time scran. We'd always send Paul our hod carrier. Paul had a very bad stutter. Anyway i goes down chippy this Fri with Paul,as we enter he says what shall i get, i say just 5 bags of chips mate. He walks up to the counter and say f,f,f,f,fi.fi.fi.fi.....f**k it ill have six...... bags of chips................ F f f f f f fo fo fo ....... Class lollol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 doin a new housing contract and some b*****d kept nicking paint i found a tin hidden in a kitchen cupboard under the sink i tipped the contents into an empty bucket the toilets had`nt been plumbed in so i`d been using a shit bucket i half filled the paint tin with shit topped it up with emulsion popped it back in the cupboard sure enough next morning it had gone -- i`d of loved to have been a fly on the wall when they popped the lid 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,890 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 It ad to be said shroom got a tail about stabba aswell some av already heard it but I might pill the bans about lollol all I am saying for now is SHIT!!!!!!! rex do it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 was at an auction with my mate all the shit stuffs going through while were waiting on the antiques ---he decides to go for a piss and left his bidding card on the seat --i could`nt help myself a box of teddy bears came up for 4 quid so i bid on them with his card the look on his face when the auction ended and he picked up 2 antique clocks and a big box full of teddy bears i lined em all up on his dash on the way home he never sussed it was me.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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