Hands of Stone 154 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I was supposed to go for dinner with the mrs today, so I just planned a quick dash out with the ferrets and dogs for a couple of hours this morning about 9... Got home at about 3 this afternoon!!!! Apparently if the same thing happens tomorrow/boxing day then the dogs have got to go..... I'm dreading telling her im off with the hounds on boxing day! If anyone has room for a 5" 9 brunette around 12 stone woman 27 years old, itd be greatly appreciated ..... and none of this "if only you were closer" bollocks! 3 Quote Link to post
Frontbum 76 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 3x2 back off the head 1 Quote Link to post
poacherkev 64 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Get down to ann summers and get her a new batterie toy to take her mind of it ... 2 Quote Link to post
Hands of Stone 154 Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Tried it mate, she took it off me and gave it straight back lol Quote Link to post
Dan25 87 Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Lol you got. To give her a hiding every week no matter if she needs it or. Not then she be pleased for you to go out Quote Link to post
albert64 1,882 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 don't keep a skulker mate........ 1 Quote Link to post
kevhog88 24 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Pics may help Quote Link to post
whitefeet4190 1,724 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Sorry mate I don't need 2 1 is bad enough althought she has got to the stage now when if its windy outside she just assumes I am going out with the lurchers lol she is getting quite well trained to be fair, I could make a business out of it, take a woman in about 20 years old and train her up not to be a pain in the arse and to expect there other half to be out with the dogs all the time and sell her on when she is fully trained lol 1 Quote Link to post
Mr Goodcat 69 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) I was supposed to go for dinner with the mrs today, so I just planned a quick dash out with the ferrets and dogs for a couple of hours this morning about 9... Got home at about 3 this afternoon!!!! Apparently if the same thing happens tomorrow/boxing day then the dogs have got to go..... I'm dreading telling her im off with the hounds on boxing day! If anyone has room for a 5" 9 brunette around 12 stone woman 27 years old, itd be greatly appreciated ..... and none of this "if only you were closer" bollocks! I would not want to be in your shoe's if/when she finds out, merry Christmas mate. Mr Goodcat. Edited December 25, 2013 by Mr Goodcat Quote Link to post
Hands of Stone 154 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Had a "lovely" day today with her, she cant expect me to saty in tomoz, can she?? Especially since the weather forecast is crap for the end of the week???? Quote Link to post
Jamie m 668 Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 Sunday looks a belter here 5 to 6 degrees might be touch soggy but need to crack on now , Quote Link to post
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 If its got tits or wheels its nothing but trouble usually. 1 Quote Link to post
Its_grim_up_norf 577 Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 any pics or videos of her 'working' ? 2 Quote Link to post
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