Whats That Under My Xmas Tree ?????

[DEAN R 26]

hi all got home from work 1.30 pm friday no one in exept for the dogs. sat watching crap on telly when i noticed a long box shaped pressie half hidden at the back of the tree with a smaller box taped to the side with aload of other pressies hiding it. i carried on watching the telly for about 10 more mins but was killing me. i went under and dragged it out trying not to mess the others up and to my suprise had my name on it in my wifes handwriting !!!! i am the most inpatient person when i know ive got something or getting something and decided i needed to know what it was . i knew she would hit the roof when she got back so had to think about it ! she had made the mistake of leaving the baby gate open and of corse the dogs were in sprawled over the setee with not a care in the world!!! they were my chance. i ripped some of the other pressies up in a way the dogs had done so before then ripped up my pressie just enogh to see what they were and not look suspect . WOW a bsa r10 mk2 and mount master scopes !!!!! over the moon is not the word . after calming myself down the guilt set in and wished i hadnt done it as i have now ruined my own suprise. i left the dogs in the room and went out on my bike .when i returned i could see through the window the atmosphere you could cut with a knife i was bricking myself!!! i plucked up the courage and went in . she stormed through to the kitchen and screamed have you seen what your precious dogs have done i replied NO ive just walked in from over time due to xmas she is FUMING WITH THE DOGS and needless to say they are well in the dog house!!! problem is im feeling really guilty and i feel she is suspecting me as i feel im acting dodgy around her and also the dogs cant drag all them pressies out like that. i dont know weather to get some balls and own up or wait it out and see what happens . i know one thing if she knows that i know what ive got it will be back in the shop and on the shelf without a second thought

[RossM 8,149]

Imagine getting the dogs the blame ya big sap!!

[Rabid 1,936]

Oh you big clown, fancy getting the blame put onto the dogs, shame on you, I hope your guilt is torturing you.....so many ways to find out without ripping it open...........

 

Ps, if you want to live as a complete man do NOT fess up, she may take a very blunt knife to a certain part of the anatomy.

Edited December 22, 2013 by Rabid

[the_stig 6,614]

not till santas been and to blame the dogs ffs

[DEAN R 26]

i know i still feel really bad but just couldnt help myself if i hadnt i would have gone crazy not knowing what it was !! ill make it up to the dogs ill take em rabbiting tuesday morning they love it itll be an early xmas pressie for them

[the_stig 6,614]

if you find the balls to own you wont keep them for long say feck all she`ll forgive the dogs soon enough but you`ve got no chance

[villaman 9,982]

What a thing to do ,cant think of any words to describe you , low of the lowest comes to mind

[DEAN R 26]

sorry to upset you mate !!!!

[walshie 2,804]

Hat to open your present early? How old are you?

[villaman 9,982]

At least he wont be disappointed on xmas day knowing he only has a bsa r10 and not a better PCP :laugh:

[secretagentmole 1,701]

Buy her a nice Daystate Huntsman or Regal to make up!

[treecreeper 1,136]

That's low, all you needed to do was catch the paper with the corner of something. Shell bubble your face on christmas day anyway.

[Skot Ruthless Teale 1,701]

Shame its an r-10 and not a hw100kt

[bigmac 97kt 13,841]

Well you did better than me bud the tax man sent me a bill for 700 quid so i had to cancel the s410f that i was getting as a Xmas present for my self so all the money i had payed off the rifle went to him im gutted have fun mate and just think how meny times has she come in and said look at what i got it was in a sale or from the second hand YER RIGHT shop atvbmac :thumbs:

[DEAN R 26]

At least he wont be disappointed on xmas day knowing he only has a bsa r10 and not a better PCP :laugh:

its ok mate i already have the airwolf mct complete with genesis scopes and hugget shroud and mod and also have the air ranger theres pics up on here somewhere so no i dont need a better pcp i ive got them or had em