gonetoearth 5,144 Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 Just taliking to my cornish cuss rick stien window all got put in then when the were fixed smashed again and again. Whippet wez yo. Been too thiz lahst week Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 Jamie Oliver done it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 sounds a bit fishy-- 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 18,005 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Probably just random, he owns more windows in Padstow than anybody else Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Someone skated by his plaice & chucked rock&chipped the window ............................................................sorry had to say it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Pisto some muscle men off they'll be back in the big white flan and smokie his house down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Pisto some muscle men off they'll be back in the big white flan and smokie his house down you cod to be joking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted October 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 EEL. Get his own back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 You're all floundering for these dreadful jokes ! I think you should stop carping and mullet over. Someone's busted up Rick's huss and what he needs is a ray of sunshine or a bream of light to help him snapper out of it ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Buch 145 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 You're all floundering for these dreadful jokes ! I think you should stop carping and mullet over. Someone's busted up Rick's huss and what he needs is a ray of sunshine or a bream of light to help him snapper out of it ! Some one always takes it to far! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,791 Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I've haddock enough of these terrible puns....eel be gutted about his place. I hope the guy gets caught and battered Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 a few local lads went over the bay to Rock sank a few pints of doombar and on the return had a dodgey cod and chips from ricks place and took there revenge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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