dusk til dawn 169 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Has anyone had the misfortune to come in contact with pc ivan levers rural crime officer in the east lancs area ? a cross between david brent and the copper off hot fuzz. this guy even gives the bizzies a bad name. its hard to believe hes for real if you've met him you will know exactly what iam on about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,858 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Well I haven't ,,, so please elaborate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 He is the bizzy who rowin atkinson plays to say this man is a baffoon is insulting baffoons. And he can allso be seen on doc martin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,616 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 doesnt sound good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) I was walking my lab he pulled up and said ive had infomation on illigal hare cousing taking place i stared at him and replyed were can you do it legal , he stared at me and said. Have you been coursing I stared at the lab witch stared back at me then i stared back at pc atkinson and said this is a labradoodle , And who are you , iam the east lancs wild life crime officer ,i replied are you lost as you are not in east lancs by about five miles. Laughing i walked away stop says rowin why says i i want to qestion you , are you arresting me no says atkinson. I carried on waliking As i turned he is scribling franticly in his little black book , He comes on here by the way. Hello rowin. Edited September 13, 2013 by gonetoearth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 another brain dead idiot in the fuzz on a power trip , tell us something new Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Would like to think wanna be jobs worths never move up the ranks. I don't hate the police but like all races and religions you get c**ts. Funny how I find most of the c**ts are the low down in the ranks twats pissed off with their own career. Being a copper and your works stopping bare cousing lol hardly solving the brinks Matt. What a difference he must feel his making. You can't beat them though so best not to make enemies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 next time you see him tell him theres greyhound ferrets coursing hares up some mountain and send him on a wild goose chase. ballbags like him are better made a fool off then he will soon learn before accusing you in th wrong next time 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 paint spray Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Been hearing quite a bit about this helmet round my end but have yet to meet him. From what I gather he's very good at bullying youngsters and taking any equipment they have for confiscation, mostly when they are not on any land. Surprisingly I have yet to meet him, though I know he's done a few drive-bys in front of my house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pedwar 320 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Sounds a right wanker, typical of his type... hi piggy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,813 Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Been hearing quite a bit about this helmet round my end but have yet to meet him. From what I gather he's very good at bullying youngsters and taking any equipment they have for confiscation, mostly when they are not on any land. Surprisingly I have yet to meet him, though I know he's done a few drive-bys in front of my house. Make sure the kids keep him busy round your way and away from us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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