lanesra 4,007 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 That Was Brilliant , The Owl Women Weren't Too Impressed Though . . Been With My Mrs 28yrs Still Not Married , Though If She Wins The Lottery I Told Her Id Consider It Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,468 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 you might laugh but we went to my cousins wedding in Bristol not knowing he was a born again Christian and he met his mrs at the church .................maybe not as exstreme as this but they all started singing jesus loves me and doing all the actions ................fooking hell all our family looked at each other,..........wtf ...........pissing me self all the way through proper hand on heart stuff and then there hands were in the air..........me and me mrs were crying with laughter to the disgust of the other side of the church............ There's been quite a few of these types of things in the last few years,,, usually done at the reception ,, all great fun. Whippet years ago I went to a gospel church with a black ex girlfriend, it was her friends babys chrisntning ,,,feck me I felt a right c**t,,, boy did I stand out in that congregation .....im not a hugly tall fella at 5.11,,, but in there i felt 7 foot tall and could see evry fecker looking at the white bald fella,,,and it went on for fecking hours,,,the girl even made me sit in the front row,,, and the preacher bloke wanted everybody To go up and tell him there sins....what a fecking experience that day was.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 you might laugh but we went to my cousins wedding in Bristol not knowing he was a born again Christian and he met his mrs at the church .................maybe not as exstreme as this but they all started singing jesus loves me and doing all the actions ................fooking hell all our family looked at each other,..........wtf ...........pissing me self all the way through proper hand on heart stuff and then there hands were in the air..........me and me mrs were crying with laughter to the disgust of the other side of the church............ There's been quite a few of these types of things in the last few years,,, usually done at the reception ,, all great fun. Whippet years ago I went to a gospel church with a black ex girlfriend, it was her friends babys chrisntning ,,,feck me I felt a right c**t,,, boy did I stand out in that congregation .....im not a hugly tall fella at 5.11,,, but in there i felt 7 foot tall and could see evry fecker looking at the white bald fella,,,and it went on for fecking hours,,,the girl even made me sit in the front row,,, and the preacher bloke wanted everybody To go up and tell him there sins....what a fecking experience that day was.. .........yeah it caught us by surprise ............they get right into it and the kids new all the moves.........frightening.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 lol says lab give him a year he being getting hitched himself lol You'll never guess what the ginger one has been up to?? Been making strawberry f***ing jam while she paints his kitchen!!!!!!!! Talk about role reversal, he is the biggest fanny going 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 lol says lab give him a year he being getting hitched himself lol You'll never guess what the ginger one has been up to?? Been making strawberry f*****g jam while she paints his kitchen!!!!!!!! Talk about role reversal, he is the biggest fanny going you know you cant mention strawberry near the ginger one............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 lol says lab give him a year he being getting hitched himself lol You'll never guess what the ginger one has been up to?? Been making strawberry f*****g jam while she paints his kitchen!!!!!!!! Talk about role reversal, he is the biggest fanny going You lying little virgin c**t....I made the jam last night... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,596 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 lol says lab give him a year he being getting hitched himself lol You'll never guess what the ginger one has been up to?? Been making strawberry f*****g jam while she paints his kitchen!!!!!!!! Talk about role reversal, he is the biggest fanny going You lying little virgin c**t....I made the jam last night... Lol Can i get a jar when i pick up the eggs ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 so how was the jam did it set Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 Cracking first tune in its day and still is not heard it for years lol I was hot on the dance floor way back in the days of glory lol . Pump up the jam lab ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Cracking first tune in its day and still is not heard it for years lol I was hot on the dance floor way back in the days of glory lol . Pump up the jam lab ) Remember it well... Dancing away to it at the local youth club. Aff yer tits on wham bars and pola cola.... Ahahahahahahaha They were the days.... Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 And a puss like a bulldog cha 'n a wasp lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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