roebuck220 80 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Oh Daddy OhDaddy"-That's 100% true and very f****d up I think, only did her twice, couldn't get my head round that, she was from a very small village though!!! "your time's nearly up, you better come quick or you'll have to pay for another half hour" Clock watching bitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "oh my god! You look like a down syndrome trying to whistle" just as I was getting to the vinegar stroke......... Cheeky bitch! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Since your reading this tb25....... "stick it in me tb25, you've got 2 whole weeks!"............ Oh well, erm that's a lie!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 @ ruby I would have been doubled up if I was there brilliant pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Some crackers there should have put men/ woman I'm sure Lara and orher are feeling left out Dont be shy girls join inn) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Oh Daddy OhDaddy"-That's 100% true and very f****d up I think, only did her twice, couldn't get my head round that, she was from a very small village though!!! "your time's nearly up, you better come quick or you'll have to pay for another half hour" Clock watching bitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Why you no come, you drink too much....look me sweating!!"......Magaluf Hooker 1999.............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 there was an old bird in our village all the lads had a go on -- her husband was on permanant nights at the players fag factory -- one night me n cookie and a couple of the lads jump on the bus into town cookies giving it i gave that val slag one last night she stuck her finger up me arse sucked my balls and he goes off into a 15 minute detailed account of his night .. couple of stops later her old fella gets up to get off the bus for work we had`nt seen him sat a few seats behind us to this day i`ll never forget cookies face 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 An oul wan i was doing started moaning get yer balls n all up me ffs .shes still known ronund are way as balls n all.lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "You have the body of a god and you love like Casanova. Do you mind if my sister joins us?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 An oul wan i was doing started moaning get yer balls n all up me ffs .shes still known ronund are way as balls n all.lol we used to call em spanner -- tighten your nuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Ok ok but promise me you wont show yer pals!!"...................... sounds like something id say i`ve taken your star c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "Ok ok but promise me you wont show yer pals!!"...................... sounds like something id say i`ve taken your star c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "If I'd known it was you first time, I'd have taken my tights off" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 there was an old bird in our village all the lads had a go on -- her husband was on permanant nights at the players fag factory -- one night me n cookie and a couple of the lads jump on the bus into town cookies giving it i gave that val slag one last night she stuck her finger up me arse sucked my balls and he goes off into a 15 minute detailed account of his night .. couple of stops later her old fella gets up to get off the bus for work we had`nt seen him sat a few seats behind us to this day i`ll never forget cookies face I'm worried cos my Mum used to work at Players and I've got an Auntie Val ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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