Malt 379 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 ..for the annual government pull your trousers down ass f***ing session that is the budget tomorrow..? Don't know why they even bother with it now, they seem to announce rises and dream up more ways to take your money off you on a weekly basis these days.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,917 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Sorry. Thought you meant it was lambing season coming up Cheers, D. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Sorry. Thought you meant it was lambing season coming up Cheers, D. Twat! Call yourself a fellow Celt? Wouldn't expect that cheap shot off a proper Cornishman with the flag of St. Pirrin flying under his name and everything... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) i bet fags fuel and booze dont go up :whistling:and i bet the private pension that i paid for with money that had already been taxed on gets an increase in fecking tax Edited March 20, 2013 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bwfc 164 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I reckon that prick Cameron and Osborne will be doing a levy on our savings soon.I wish somebody would hurry up and do the b*****ds in,i cant take anymore bare faced piss taking!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz 284 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Cmon now lads...."We're all in it together" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Saw this online earlier: Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the tableAt which he's fed.Tax his work,Tax his pay,He works for peanutsAnyway!Tax his cow,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if heTries to think.Tax his car,Tax his gas,Find other waysTo tax his #$%$.Tax all he hasThen let him knowThat you won't be doneTill he has no dough.When he screams and hollers;Then tax him some more,Tax him tillHe's good and sore.Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod inWhich he's laid.When he's gone,Do not relax,It's time to applyThe inheritance tax. 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 517 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Lol that's a good un Frann !!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I will end up paying more by direct and indirect taxation while getting in return an ever more crappy 'service' from 'the state'. How much further will ordinary working people be squeezed before they get pissed off enough to do something about it? Just had the council tax extortion demand through the door yesterday. That has f***ing well gone UP AGAIN! Where does it all end, with our wages being paid directly to the government and them giving us a bit of spending money back? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 One thing I know for sure is if you smoke, drink, drive, eat, or breath, then you are screwed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 As a country, we are spending £330 million a day more than we take in !! God help us !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,917 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Sorry. Thought you meant it was lambing season coming up Cheers, D. Twat! Call yourself a fellow Celt? Wouldn't expect that cheap shot off a proper Cornishman with the flag of St. Pirrin flying under his name and everything... Sorry Malt, that'll be St. Pirran and I'm a Lancastrian. Been down here doing missionary work for over 20 years now Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I will end up paying more by direct and indirect taxation while getting in return an ever more crappy 'service' from 'the state'. How much further will ordinary working people be squeezed before they get pissed off enough to do something about it? Just had the council tax extortion demand through the door yesterday. That has f***ing well gone UP AGAIN! Where does it all end, with our wages being paid directly to the government and them giving us a bit of spending money back? theres no backbone in britain these days even afraid to speak incase they offend themselves fs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 The new tax returns will have just 2 questions - ! - How much a year do you earn ? 2- Send it to the following address...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Sorry. Thought you meant it was lambing season coming up Cheers, D. Twat! Call yourself a fellow Celt? Wouldn't expect that cheap shot off a proper Cornishman with the flag of St. Pirrin flying under his name and everything... Sorry Malt, that'll be St. Pirran and I'm a Lancastrian. Been down here doing missionary work for over 20 years now Cheers, D. Well that explains it... Wouldn't have the cheek to fly a Cornish flag if I wasn't Cornish myself, but each to their own... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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