scothunter 12,609 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Wagon wheels on the outside of Bungalows/ garden walls ffs your easy upset wilf lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,416 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 (edited) Pet hates. Supposed English rugby fans who generally don't give a shit about the game unless they read something positive in the paper or the team wins a game, then all of a sudden they're Brian f***ing Moore! Brian Moore Southern Hemisphere rugby refs in charge of Northern Hemisphere games with a different interpretation of the rules.. John Inverdale/Adrian Chiles - Presenters who are there to extract expert opinion from their guests, not offer their own.. Was cringing listening to Chiles taking the piss out of Neymar's miss last night when I flicked over to see the England score at half time, WTF gives him the right to comment on football players, has he ever been in a position to do better...? ITV's football commentary team Whining dogs, whining women, whining kids, whining in general! Dealing with pissed up people when I'm sober Brian Moore Waiting at the school gates to pick my kids up amongst the chattering masses Going to the town centre in my old home town in the middle of Summer when the place was crawling with grockles Waiting in traffic queues Waiting for a woman to get ready to go somewhere Brian Moore You only hate the pit bull cos he's always right,,, I'm always surprised when folk mention Moore I think he's the best pundit commentator out there always fair and straight with both sides,, ten times better than Jonathan Davies ,, or butler I love listening to that fella Brian Moore not necessarily on Rugby but on any sport he has such a common sense and easy to understand view on things he can get away with talking about football or any subject and get your attention................seems an engaging character and a fella id love to have a natter with...not that i know anything about Rugby. Edited February 7, 2013 by gnasher16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,895 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Oh, how could I forget..... Luton Luton town fc Luton fans People from Luton Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 ahh im not too bothered by call centres as all I do is when they ring is ask them to wait a min. then I had the phone to the kids and tell them its santa, wanting to know what they want for Christmas 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,416 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 meant to be aye,sure gnash said he would do it aswell Not much of a challenge mate unless your going up the face Its not a challenge.................................................its a race !........Plain and simple I can picture you half way up, lab under one arm, scot under the other Gnasher will have to catch me first... .......i'd rather my heart burst or died with exhaustion than come back on here and say that an Englishman beat me too the top.... You havent seen my pal im racing against .........Id order a coffin now if i was you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 think ill just order a hotel room lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdalejoel 669 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 MAN U FANS THE IGNORANT FUCKWITS DONT KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL COULDNT EVEN NAME THE STARTING 11 southerners, went to peterborough away the other week and coulnt stand all the southern accents in the town, give me a northern accent anyday Oh so you wanna make it a north/south thing then do ya Daft old northern women who call you " me ducky "..........................................stop calling me that !!! Chips with batter on ..............................Its either fish or its chips you cant have it both ways ! Backstreet shops with crappy old wooden fixtures and fittings like youve just walked back into the 1950,s or arrived on the set of Open all Hours !! Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !! Dry Stone Walls ................................either build a proper f****n wall or dont bother,dont just sling some rocks in a pile and call it a wall !! errrrrr what else dry stone walls are a skill, been standing for 200 years and are as strong as anything, have you seen some of them, hardly a pile of rocks! even if they are a pile, they keep the bloody stock in! but ill agree with "Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !!" that's definetly me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Here ya go Scott 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 think ill just order a hotel room lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 think ill just order a hotel room lol get your mind out the gutter lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 think ill just order a hotel room lol get your mind out the gutter lol I'm a nurse - my mind doesn't do dry land ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,895 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Add to my list.... Internet flirting 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,416 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 MAN U FANS THE IGNORANT FUCKWITS DONT KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL COULDNT EVEN NAME THE STARTING 11 southerners, went to peterborough away the other week and coulnt stand all the southern accents in the town, give me a northern accent anyday Oh so you wanna make it a north/south thing then do ya Daft old northern women who call you " me ducky "..........................................stop calling me that !!! Chips with batter on ..............................Its either fish or its chips you cant have it both ways ! Backstreet shops with crappy old wooden fixtures and fittings like youve just walked back into the 1950,s or arrived on the set of Open all Hours !! Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !! Dry Stone Walls ................................either build a proper f****n wall or dont bother,dont just sling some rocks in a pile and call it a wall !! errrrrr what else dry stone walls are a skill, been standing for 200 years and are as strong as anything, have you seen some of them, hardly a pile of rocks! even if they are a pile, they keep the bloody stock in! but ill agree with "Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !!" that's definetly me no fair do,s they are fine walls i learned the hard way years ago i told a northerner dogman friend of mine i could boot one over,nearly broke my f****n ankle .......and they have much more character than everyday brick walls..........................it was only tongue in cheek im quite jealous actually ....you dont see many of them in Bethnal Green thats for sure !! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,895 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Don't tell lies Gnash they are poxy things, dry stone walls are a right pain in the arse getting over the b*****ds when you are fell hunting !! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdalejoel 669 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 MAN U FANS THE IGNORANT FUCKWITS DONT KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL COULDNT EVEN NAME THE STARTING 11 southerners, went to peterborough away the other week and coulnt stand all the southern accents in the town, give me a northern accent anyday Oh so you wanna make it a north/south thing then do ya Daft old northern women who call you " me ducky "..........................................stop calling me that !!! Chips with batter on ..............................Its either fish or its chips you cant have it both ways ! Backstreet shops with crappy old wooden fixtures and fittings like youve just walked back into the 1950,s or arrived on the set of Open all Hours !! Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !! Dry Stone Walls ................................either build a proper f****n wall or dont bother,dont just sling some rocks in a pile and call it a wall !! errrrrr what else dry stone walls are a skill, been standing for 200 years and are as strong as anything, have you seen some of them, hardly a pile of rocks! even if they are a pile, they keep the bloody stock in! but ill agree with "Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !!" that's definetly me no fair do,s they are fine walls i learned the hard way years ago i told a northerner dogman friend of mine i could boot one over,nearly broke my f****n ankle .......and they have much more character than everyday brick walls..........................it was only tongue in cheek im quite jealous actually ....you dont see many of them in Bethnal Green thats for sure !! what amazes me is they are in the middle of nowhere for mile upon mile, all made at about 2 metres a day on a good day and all stone was quarried and taken up the hills in a time without proper mechanisation, all horse and cart unreal. especially all the massive stones at the bottom bethnal green... is that another country 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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