The one 8,589 Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 no bothered about gutting anything etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Used to have to gut rats before feeding to my hawk, I decided to stick to quail after the first batch. But that's the only thing so far that's been too much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,835 Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 I'm fine with most blood and guts apart from humans. That bird with the tampon in her gob was rough. A lad I know went down on his missus whilst pissed, he was down there a good while before she remembered what week it was. The thought of that knocks me sick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Gnipper; I had a cousin who was a habitual hand wringer. (I'm sure you've met the sort, around the fairs?) One time, I've finally got myself into this particular, right slapper. I'd been in the queue for a week or three. Now I'm busy making my mark on it and there's a knocking! I poke my head out, and there's Ronnie. He's wringing his hands like a f**king washing machine. And his eyes are darting around like a pin ball! Turns out he's come to offer me some work. Fine. Yeah. See you Monday, Ron ..... I've turned back to the bed, Her legs still spread wide. Wiped the now cooling wet off my mouth with the back of my arm. Then caught that my forearm was now f**king dark red!!!! I can taste that musty f**king taste to this day! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 I was out for a walk with the dogs with a couple of mates the one summer afternoon. All the dogs had ran off, and we were calling them, as we searched for them, we come across the lot of them rolling around in a dead cat that had been rotting in the sun! f***ing smell was something I'll never forget! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Gnipper; I had a cousin who was a habitual hand wringer. (I'm sure you've met the sort, around the fairs?) One time, I've finally got myself into this particular, right slapper. I'd been in the queue for a week or three. Now I'm busy making my mark on it and there's a knocking! I poke my head out, and there's Ronnie. He's wringing his hands like a f**king washing machine. And his eyes are darting around like a pin ball! Turns out he's come to offer me some work. Fine. Yeah. See you Monday, Ron ..... I've turned back to the bed, Her legs still spread wide. Wiped the now cooling wet off my mouth with the back of my arm. Then caught that my forearm was now f**king dark red!!!! I can taste that musty f**king taste to this day! can you go into it in more detail pal.................? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,589 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 I was chopping up a chicken for the ferrets with a cleaver an hit my thumb ,so i said to my son pull the glove of and see the damage ,glove comes off and there's the white of the bone looking at me . i said put a plaster on that till i finish this but the plaster floated off with the blood . he went and go the Jensen violet and super glue said if its good enough for the dogs its good enough for you, coated it with plastic skin and im sorted . Got to admit when the glove came off i felt queasy but my son just shrugged his shoulders Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 My fella is squeamish over fingers lol, he nearly passed out when i nearly cut tip of my finger off and he had a panic attack when he took a chunk out of his finger with an angle grinder... Both times i nearly fell off me chair laughing at him and just bandaged up the fingers and carryed on with whatever i was doing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 My fella is squeamish over fingers lol, he nearly passed out when i nearly cut tip of my finger off and he had a panic attack when he took a chunk out of his finger with an angle grinder... Both times i nearly fell off me chair laughing at him and just bandaged up the fingers and carryed on with whatever i was doing Don't talk to me about angle grinders, I was using a 9" angle grinder and it kicked back and hit me in the leg - It didn't hurt when it happened, but when the surgeon was cleaning and raking out all the shit in the wound it was like some sort of medieval torture! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 My fella is squeamish over fingers lol, he nearly passed out when i nearly cut tip of my finger off and he had a panic attack when he took a chunk out of his finger with an angle grinder... Both times i nearly fell off me chair laughing at him and just bandaged up the fingers and carryed on with whatever i was doing Don't talk to me about angle grinders, I was using a 9" angle grinder and it kicked back and hit me in the leg - It didn't hurt when it happened, but when the surgeon was cleaning and raking out all the shit in the wound it was like some sort of medieval torture! Ouch - that's gonna leave a mark ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 no bothered about gutting anything etc rabbits or hares never botherd me, but gutting pheasy or chickens not over keen on.! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Outlaw Pete 2,224 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Don't talk to me about angle grinders, I was using a 9" angle grinder and it kicked back and hit me in the leg F**k That! I'm sitting here with a hole in the inner thigh of my denims. Nice little reminder of the time the Hoof Trimming Disc backfired ..... Could've been a lot worse, I suppose. If it had hit me eight inches higher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Don't talk to me about angle grinders, I was using a 9" angle grinder and it kicked back and hit me in the leg F**k That! I'm sitting here with a hole in the inner thigh of my denims. Nice little reminder of the time the Hoof Trimming Disc backfired ..... Could've been a lot worse, I suppose. If it had hit me eight inches higher Dodgy that mate lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest long-tail Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 Don't talk to me about angle grinders, I was using a 9" angle grinder and it kicked back and hit me in the leg F**k That! I'm sitting here with a hole in the inner thigh of my denims. Nice little reminder of the time the Hoof Trimming Disc backfired ..... Could've been a lot worse, I suppose. If it had hit me eight inches higher eight inches higher,dont flatter yourself 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 My fella is squeamish over fingers lol, he nearly passed out when i nearly cut tip of my finger off and he had a panic attack when he took a chunk out of his finger with an angle grinder... Both times i nearly fell off me chair laughing at him and just bandaged up the fingers and carryed on with whatever i was doing Don't talk to me about angle grinders, I was using a 9" angle grinder and it kicked back and hit me in the leg - It didn't hurt when it happened, but when the surgeon was cleaning and raking out all the shit in the wound it was like some sort of medieval torture! Pah! A plaster would sort that no bother! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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