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well passed my driving test yesterday went out a wee drive the night and a big crowd of folk egged my car so spun the car round and theywere all like oh it wasent me of it wasent me sp raging and my car just been painted last week snd they scratched the painf to raging :@ has it happend to any of use

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Dunno about eggs, but my wee brother was in and he told me. Last night he was coming from his birds. He pulled into ablayby to order a takeaway. The next thing he says. A old c**t comes out the bushe

You done it didnt you Topper...........

wasent lab was it

funny you should say that, bloke i work with had 3 lads trick or treating at his door last night (his missus answered).

they had there hoods pulled tight over the face (teenagers), and said "trick or treat",they apparntly though that was adequate fancy dress.... his misses politely told them not tonight thanks...

5 mins later he had about 4 eggs smashed off his house windows... fkin retards, probably cost em over a quid for the eggs

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funny you should say that, bloke i work with had 3 lads trick or treating at his door last night (his missus answered).

they had there hoods pulled tight over the face (teenagers), and said "trick or treat",they apparntly though that was adequate fancy dress.... his misses politely told them not tonight thanks...

5 mins later he had about 4 eggs smashed off his house windows... fkin retards, probably cost em over a quid for the eggs

 

unless the own there own hens like i did :whistling:

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funny you should say that, bloke i work with had 3 lads trick or treating at his door last night (his missus answered).

they had there hoods pulled tight over the face (teenagers), and said "trick or treat",they apparntly though that was adequate fancy dress.... his misses politely told them not tonight thanks...

5 mins later he had about 4 eggs smashed off his house windows... fkin retards, probably cost em over a quid for the eggs

 

unless the own there own hens like i did :whistling:

 

true enough , then its just feed and clearing the shit up....oh and the lost revenue had they sold them for what they were worth :yes:

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well passed my driving test yesterday went out a wee drive the night and a big crowd of folk egged my car so spun the car round and theywere all like oh it wasent me of it wasent me sp raging and my car just been painted last week snd they scratched the painf to raging :@ has it happend to any of use

 

Nope cant say my car got egged on my 1st night out driving :laugh:

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funny you should say that, bloke i work with had 3 lads trick or treating at his door last night (his missus answered).

they had there hoods pulled tight over the face (teenagers), and said "trick or treat",they apparntly though that was adequate fancy dress.... his misses politely told them not tonight thanks...

5 mins later he had about 4 eggs smashed off his house windows... fkin retards, probably cost em over a quid for the eggs

 

unless the own there own hens like i did :whistling:

 

true enough , then its just feed and clearing the shit up....oh and the lost revenue had they sold them for what they were worth :yes:

 

true, true, but if there some other c**ts hens, problem solved :whistling::ninja::laugh:

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Dunno about eggs, but my wee brother was in and he told me. Last night he was coming from his birds. He pulled into ablayby to order a takeaway. The next thing he says. A old c**t comes out the bushes and tapped on his window, now he is a shitebag as it is in the dark, but he put the window down a bit. " aye mate what is it"? Old c**t was like you looking for fun lad? He says it took him about a minute to realise what the guy was on about. Never pissed myself so much on my life. If you knew him you would realise how much of a flap that would have put him in lol

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