MoChara 1,632 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 All you dogmen should be ashamed of yourselves A bullet is a lot quicker especially on hares sexist pig ........................ dog women not ring a bell ?? Yeah I'm married to one Rotty x Bull You bitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,279 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 me farmers are givin me gyp. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 f**k yous all i'm off to portugal for 2 weeks Hate hot countries youd be no good living in england then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 found out today my aunt has balls now i have to call her my uncle Or daddy OR mr scent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 f**k yous all i'm off to portugal for 2 weeks Hate hot countries youd be no good living in england then I shall stick with the rainy northern ireland weather .lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonah. 775 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 found out today my aunt has balls now i have to call her my uncle The winner! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 I've recently started wearing glasses, how the feck do you stop them misting up when your lamping? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 I've recently started wearing glasses, how the feck do you stop them misting up when your lamping? Take the lenses out............. Well i'm saying roll on September cause June, July and August have been the pits. Dont know what i'm going to do like on them long dark nights. ....Hurry up the picking up and keep me busy.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr scent 665 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 my woman is in hospital about the give birth at some stage today ,i felt really horny all day out in the hospital so i came home to crack one off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sounder 9 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 my woman is in hospital about the give birth at some stage today ,i felt really horny all day out in the hospital so i came home to crack one off should of chance one of the nurses lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 I've recently started wearing glasses, how the feck do you stop them misting up when your lamping? Take the lenses out............. Well i'm saying roll on September cause June, July and August have been the pits. Dont know what i'm going to do like on them long dark nights. ....Hurry up the picking up and keep me busy.... I can't wait myself mate, its been a long wet summer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Got a new mattress put on my bed yesterday and guess what ............... Its hard as f**k, im raging.. it was like sleeping on a board last night. Rather sleep in the kennel with the dogs Just needs abit of action will soon soften up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr scent 665 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 my woman is in hospital about the give birth at some stage today ,i felt really horny all day out in the hospital so i came home to crack one off should of chance one of the nurses lol i did she was havin none of it the c**t lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 my woman is in hospital about the give birth at some stage today ,i felt really horny all day out in the hospital so i came home to crack one off you went all the way home -- i crank em off anywhere 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 just the dog `ve been looking for if only you where closer shit wrong thread ....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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