Catcher 1 639 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 I did Lab.In the seventies I reared a vixen from about three weeks old.First six month it acted just like your normal pup.Followed me ever where would even sit when told.At about nine month she started geting a mind of her own.When i had her out she would wander away and hiss if i put a lead on her.By the time she was ready to hunt she was geting wild.A few month later we moved to Ireland for a year.Gave her to my dads friend. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Stoats are too small, i want a trained wolverine to retrieve muntjac to me. I had one, was a moody sod, always sharpening his claws on the furniture and leaving "presents" behind the sofa....... Have you had Paulus round for evening tea.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Heres the proof, before "Demascus" came into my life anf fulfilled it with love and gore, i had a lion called "Geoff", i loved that guard lion, he did his best to protect, not only me, but old people and children in the community, here he is being slipped on a local pest after it urinated on a dwarf who was merely sunbathing on the local park after abusing a foal at a local petting zoo................"Geoff" met an unfortunate ending when he was found straying by the local dog warden and euthansed as i was fooked if i was gonna pay a £25 recovery fee............... jessdale your jealousy steams off this post like a turd on a frying pan, just because i have moved on from beginner protectors like pike and zander............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Stoats are too small, i want a trained wolverine to retrieve muntjac to me. I had one, was a moody sod, always sharpening his claws on the furniture and leaving "presents" behind the sofa....... Have you had Paulus round for evening tea.. i dont leave presents Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Stoats are too small, i want a trained wolverine to retrieve muntjac to me. I had one, was a moody sod, always sharpening his claws on the furniture and leaving "presents" behind the sofa....... Have you had Paulus round for evening tea.. Im DEEPLY offended, do my photos look blurry? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 you can tell its summer :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 a stock dove from this afternoon it moved Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Just to add, im not one for bigging myself or my stock up but "Geoff" was introduced into the minshaw line in 1997 and i think added wind (he had a badly fitted gastric band) and tight feet....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Cheetah work it just like a running dog only no ban & as a guard dog a hyena or baboon would be a formidable animal to be on the wrong side of, id jump into a yard full of pitbulls if I had a baboon behind me It would be no feckin good behind you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Cheetah work it just like a running dog only no ban & as a guard dog a hyena or baboon would be a formidable animal to be on the wrong side of, id jump into a yard full of pitbulls if I had a baboon behind me It would be no feckin good behind you Baboons are inteligent and it would be savouring the last few minutes of its life in the yard full of pitbulls :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 This is a young "Geoff" with my then life partner Cyril, he wasted 17 good years and blew it all on a one night stand with the bass guitarist from 's pop group Big Country................but im not bitter. Cyril was later credited with inventing the i pad, and is now located in California where he runs a successfull colonic irrigation centre servicing some of the Hollywood greats including Donald Pleasence, Martin Scorsese and the drummer from ELO........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 My former life partner "Cliff"(after Cyril) with a young "Demascus" on skegness beach, we lured him in on corned beef and lidl mackeral fillets before transfering him to a cooler box and enjoyed a moonlit BBQ on the beach with strawberries, champers and cheese straws.............Cliff was unfortunately devoured in the early hours of the monring whilst putting out the recycling, he hadn't shaved his back that week and "Demascus" thought we had a baboon raiding the washing line again looking for my thongs, all we ever found of Cliff was his nipple ring and one family guy slipper, sad times...................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jessdale 416 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 This is a young "Geoff" with my then life partner Cyril, he wasted 17 good years and blew it all on a one night stand with the bass guitarist from 's pop group Big Country................but im not bitter. Cyril was later credited with inventing the i pad, and is now located in California where he runs a successfull colonic irrigation centre servicing some of the Hollywood greats including Donald Pleasence, Martin Scorsese and the drummer from ELO........... You ,my man, are delusional if you think he only had ONE one night stand!. Wilf and his mate raol moat passed him around like a tear and share garlic bread. Anyway that aint you in the picture with the shark!, how do i know?, because you are never seen out with your old skool air max with the visible air bubble. Clown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Crack smokin Pterodactyl ? Funny enough that's what Little man said aswell.Pmsl ) though just a straighthead one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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