micckey 106 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 i read this all wrong.... thought you where all racist :icon_redface: ..but after reading all again slowly i just use dremel on them corns Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 Good long soak in the bath, then work away at it carefully with a nail clippers.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 im with the stanley knife works for me you have to be carefull though that'd be well shite if you fancied wearing flip flops!! more flops than flips mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,174 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 im with the stanley knife works for me you have to be carefull though :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 any ideas? No wonder you cant get a ride ffs!!! A bent shrek look a like covered in f*****g corns.............you cant make this shit up. Anyway what to do with the corn is cut it off and teach it to use a laptop then you can throw the f*****g useless part (you) in the bin........ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,868 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 Dunno about corns but the trusty opinel does the job on any dead skin I want rid of. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sowhat 1,572 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 Sounds abit silly, but banana skin works Rub the inner side of the banana peel directly on the skin. Try to use the skin of a green banana, not a ripe one. Cut a piece of banana skin, and tape it over the affected area using elastoplast etc. Depending on what you are using it for, and who you speak to, some people leave it on for as long as a week, others change the peel as often as twice per day. Sometimes it may be more practical just to leave it taped on overnight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wilbur foxhound 480 Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 could some of they women in that photo no help you out,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 Sounds abit silly, but banana skin works Rub the inner side of the banana peel directly on the skin. Try to use the skin of a green banana, not a ripe one. Cut a piece of banana skin, and tape it over the affected area using elastoplast etc. Depending on what you are using it for, and who you speak to, some people leave it on for as long as a week, others change the peel as often as twice per day. Sometimes it may be more practical just to leave it taped on overnight dont you find you keep slipping up :laugh: :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LolaPat 49 Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 Sounds abit silly, but banana skin works Rub the inner side of the banana peel directly on the skin. Try to use the skin of a green banana, not a ripe one. Cut a piece of banana skin, and tape it over the affected area using elastoplast etc. Depending on what you are using it for, and who you speak to, some people leave it on for as long as a week, others change the peel as often as twice per day. Sometimes it may be more practical just to leave it taped on overnight dont you find you keep slipping up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted March 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 any ideas? No wonder you cant get a ride ffs!!! A bent shrek look a like covered in f*****g corns.............you cant make this shit up. Anyway what to do with the corn is cut it off and teach it to use a laptop then you can throw the f*****g useless part (you) in the bin........ lol atleast I dont look like the gay one from one direction cross with peter kay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 any ideas? No wonder you cant get a ride ffs!!! A bent shrek look a like covered in f*****g corns.............you cant make this shit up. Anyway what to do with the corn is cut it off and teach it to use a laptop then you can throw the f*****g useless part (you) in the bin........ lol atleast I dont look like the gay one from one direction cross with peter kay What ones the gay one??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 any ideas? No wonder you cant get a ride ffs!!! A bent shrek look a like covered in f*****g corns.............you cant make this shit up. Anyway what to do with the corn is cut it off and teach it to use a laptop then you can throw the f*****g useless part (you) in the bin........ lol atleast I dont look like the gay one from one direction cross with peter kay What ones the gay one??? the one on your bedroom wall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 any ideas? No wonder you cant get a ride ffs!!! A bent shrek look a like covered in f*****g corns.............you cant make this shit up. Anyway what to do with the corn is cut it off and teach it to use a laptop then you can throw the f*****g useless part (you) in the bin........ lol atleast I dont look like the gay one from one direction cross with peter kay What ones the gay one??? the one on your bedroom wall There all on there mate......................One Direction, JLS, The Wanted oh and a big one of your Mum but to be fair thats been there a while and its pretty tacky looking on the face now.......Boom!!.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 any ideas? No wonder you cant get a ride ffs!!! A bent shrek look a like covered in f*****g corns.............you cant make this shit up. Anyway what to do with the corn is cut it off and teach it to use a laptop then you can throw the f*****g useless part (you) in the bin........ lol atleast I dont look like the gay one from one direction cross with peter kay What ones the gay one??? the one on your bedroom wall There all on there mate......................One Direction, JLS, The Wanted oh and a big one of your Mum but to be fair thats been there a while and its pretty tacky looking on the face now.......Boom!!.... nob cheese Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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