lunita 57 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 oh and to fat is when your carnt take them from behind with out a struggle,so if it slips in easy anoth there a OK size Jim I thought all your sexual encounters involved a struggle. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 oh and to fat is when your carnt take them from behind with out a struggle,so if it slips in easy anoth there a OK size Jim I thought all your sexual encounters involved a struggle. not since he's found rohypnol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's don't know about womens clothes but I can honestly say if all my clothes and shoes disappeared right now I could completely deck myself out again within 10 minutes of walking into matalan......................boy do I have style! :laugh: I'd look like a fookin pillock walking round the shop with nowt on though! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's don't know about womens clothes but I can honestly say if all my clothes and shoes disappeared right now I could completely deck myself out again within 10 minutes of walking into matalan......................boy do I have style! :laugh: I'd look like a fookin pillock walking round the shop with nowt on though! you'd look like a pillock anyway pal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's don't know about womens clothes but I can honestly say if all my clothes and shoes disappeared right now I could completely deck myself out again within 10 minutes of walking into matalan......................boy do I have style! :laugh: I'd look like a fookin pillock walking round the shop with nowt on though! Your right mate.....Matalan is a cracking place for works clothes............... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's don't know about womens clothes but I can honestly say if all my clothes and shoes disappeared right now I could completely deck myself out again within 10 minutes of walking into matalan......................boy do I have style! :laugh: I'd look like a fookin pillock walking round the shop with nowt on though! Your right mate.....Matalan is a cracking place for works clothes............... ffs, listen to jock wan 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's don't know about womens clothes but I can honestly say if all my clothes and shoes disappeared right now I could completely deck myself out again within 10 minutes of walking into matalan......................boy do I have style! :laugh: I'd look like a fookin pillock walking round the shop with nowt on though! Your right mate.....Matalan is a cracking place for works clothes............... ffs, listen to jock wan pmsl........... ......bet your still laughin at that one yourself eh?.... :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's don't know about womens clothes but I can honestly say if all my clothes and shoes disappeared right now I could completely deck myself out again within 10 minutes of walking into matalan......................boy do I have style! :laugh: I'd look like a fookin pillock walking round the shop with nowt on though! Your right mate.....Matalan is a cracking place for works clothes............... ffs, listen to jock wan not really, he's probably sat there now with his string vest tucked into his skiddy Y fronts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 I will stick to tesco then..lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 The average size for a woman in the UK is 14-16, just so you's know But that's a dubious measurement, considering that most of the high street designers seem to use different tape measures or something - 'cause a 12 in Next is not the same as a 12 in, say, River Island, where the clothes seem to be shaped for women made of sticks. It's all well and good to covet the dream girl type - goes both ways, most women have a bit of a drool over the toy boys on tv or whatever. But reality is what it is ... most of us are not dream types ourselves, so odds are good that the 'dream' part is all it'll ever be. Nowt wrong with a bit of imagination I guess Not really bothered about a man's size, I like charisma and personality first (and the presence of decent teeth). But I must say a dude with moobs or an apron wouldn't get my vote no matter how much fun he is i know what you mean ...if i go m&s im size 10/12 ...if i go penneys sometimes have to get 16/18 if i want a bit of room...drives me mad. As for fellas i think you cant beat someone that makes you laugh id never go on looks You have to have that attraction but thats diff for everyone anyway. I did meet a guy once he was bit chubby but didnt mind then took his shirt off and was soooo hairy not my normal type..but he was so lovely and affectionate was like cuddling a big teddy i was quite surprised ...lol sizes in the shops are mad , i guess you just have to try stuff on . , the only stuff i have found thats fairly true to my body shape is the fred & florence stuff what's wrong with f'ckin matalan? i cant get to the out of town shopping places as i dont drive, so i have to make do with the shops in town , never been in matalan is it any good , do they do stuff for obese size 12's don't know about womens clothes but I can honestly say if all my clothes and shoes disappeared right now I could completely deck myself out again within 10 minutes of walking into matalan......................boy do I have style! :laugh: I'd look like a fookin pillock walking round the shop with nowt on though! Your right mate.....Matalan is a cracking place for works clothes............... ffs, listen to jock wan not really, he's probably sat there now with his string vest tucked into his skiddy Y fronts ........Not even Rab C shops in f*****g Matalan..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BI9JOHNNY 25 Posted November 22, 2011 Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 oh and i wont entertain a fella with under 7inches i aint cutting 3" off for no woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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