asanley 1,009 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Dear Sir Please consider this post as an application in your virtual chippy , I have many years experience in the virtual food industry and an enormous nob , Kind regards S. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheekychick 4 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 ok i will give it a go for the right wages lol so i will be in the chippy tomorrow lol and i will show you how its done lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Just had a thought Christian. I have 3 poles here looking for work, no wages involved just fire the c**ts a bag of chips at the end of the night? Pm me for details..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,833 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Don't know if it's any help Christian but I got talking to Bridget the midget at Mackems place down the road and it seems her dream job is to work in a chippy she's sick of the stripping game. She just needs a hop up to reach the fryers but other than that she's ready for a start tommorow........ don't let Mackem know for f*cks sake all the girls down there are shit scared of him he'll go mental if he finds out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,578 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 girls ????? she's?????My house of ill-repute employs only the finest she-males imported directly from the flesh-pots of Thigh-land........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 ok i will give it a go for the right wages lol so i will be in the chippy tomorrow lol and i will show you how its done lol Start tomorrow 6pm any good cheers cheeky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Dear Sir Please consider this post as an application in your virtual chippy , I have many years experience in the virtual food industry and an enormous nob , Kind regards S. Turn up at the virtual chippie tomorrow at 6 will give you a trial Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 girls ????? she's?????My house of ill-repute employs only the finest she-males imported directly from the flesh-pots of Thigh-land........... Get off my tread or theres going to be a virtual shot out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,578 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Get off my tread or theres going to be a virtual shot out Virtual turf-wars huh?I need to employ a few virtual heavies to sort out the trouble...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Get off my tread or theres going to be a virtual shot out Virtual turf-wars huh?I need to employ a few virtual heavies to sort out the trouble...... You might need to not me now get off my patch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 girls ????? she's?????My house of ill-repute employs only the finest she-males imported directly from the flesh-pots of Thigh-land........... Get off my tread or theres going to be a virtual shot out I beg of you to stop , he isnt worth it.. you are the COD FATHER :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,578 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 now get off my patch I have virtually gone,got some dwarfs to groom... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 heard judge wants to work the school lunch time hour. :laugh: only if its near an all boys school lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 virtual groundworks and tree husbandry would`nt you need a virtual travellers site first .. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 heard judge wants to work the school lunch time hour. :laugh: only if its near an all boys school lol oh dear lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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