paulus 26 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 things like EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED if you expected it how can it be unexpected Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,584 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 i poured spot remover on my dog ,now he,s gone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 used to say to my old man when i was a kid. "its not fair" his answer. "neither is the hair on a darkies arse"! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 used to say to my old man when i was a kid. "its not fair" his answer. "neither is the hair on a darkies arse"! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 pointless things people say... "do you know what...." "believe you me....." (what the f'ck is that even supposed to mean??) When I was young if I kept coming and going out of the house my dad would say that I'm back and to like a fiddlers elbow If we were watching telly and a gay person came on I could 100% guarantee my dad would say one of the following: "I'm not queer but my boyfriend is" or "give us a kiss and I'll tell you who the queer is" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 7,979 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 i'll tell you something for free!!! who the f**k charges to tell you something?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,584 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 i'll tell you something for free!!! who the f**k charges to tell you something?? muslims,i asked one where the cashmachine was when i was in tunisia he pointed to it across the road and then the cheeky twat wanted paying for the info Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 "have you got a quick minute"................a minute is a minute, no variation in speed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 It's like everything else... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 "I'm hungry/thirsty/tired I am"............why the I am at the end? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 The old classic when you're looking for something..........."it must be somewhere"........NO SHIT SHERLOCK! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Again, when you've lost something and someone asks "where did you have it last?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 pointless things people say... "do you know what...." "believe you me....." (what the f'ck is that even supposed to mean??) When I was young if I kept coming and going out of the house my dad would say that I'm back and to like a fiddlers elbow If we were watching telly and a gay person came on I could 100% guarantee my dad would say one of the following: "I'm not queer but my boyfriend is" or "give us a kiss and I'll tell you who the queer is" An insight into Robs upbringing.............. Some of my Dads sayings.......... He's point at a seagull and say "Did you see that seagull with one eye?.....while he was covering one eye.... He'd look out the window and shout "OHHHHHHHH!!!".....you'd run to the window and he sing.............".......what a beautiful day!!" He'd make a cup of t and recite Rabbie burns, then he'd say "Do you like Burns?".....and stick the spoon on yer hand! No wonder i'm f****d up....... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 I never understand - Well, I'll go to the bottom of our stairs! Let's have a nice cup of tea..... Who the feck would want an awful cuppa?? It's too cold to snow..... Where's the coldest place on earth?.. and how much snow's there?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 When the phone rings.........."I wonder who that could be.?" If we ever said "Whats the matter" My Nan used to always say "A man who makes mats,and a mattress is his wife" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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