Ossie n Arch 1,682 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Got told today one of our Apprentice's had a week off work with "Growing pains". Mind you, one lad had a sickie with a very nasty "In-growing eyelash"........I kid you not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 "Ammmmm sttiiiiillllll ppppllliiisssshhhheeeedddd". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,393 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 we had one today lol told three managers three different reasons if your going to lie at least remember what you've said and tell everyone the same thing :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DottyDoo 500 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 only excuse i need is, too good a day not to go oto wae dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
artic 595 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 There's too much cloud cover, It's too dangerous to lift. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I remember my mate had the day off work to go out on the lash, when he went back to work on the Monday, he told them that he had to go and look after his Nan because she was ill, which sounds suspicious enough, but it's when he said "I'm going to have to have next friday off, Because I think she's going to be ill next Friday as well!" Hahahaha! What an eejit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave1372 83 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 After a staff night out I had some one phone in the next day : Member of staff : 'I can't come in today I was so drunk last night and I got mugged on my way home' Me: 'Mugged on you way home ! Did you get a kicking?' Member of Staff : 'Fraid so boss, I am not up to coming in to work today' Me: ' How incredible you got mugged when you only had to walk 20ft from the car to your front door when I dropped you off becasue you were so drunk last night!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GetOnitSkinDown 5 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Can't come into work today, nans in court for gettin' caught doin' drugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 One chap at our place went home because his wife had phoned him and told him she had broken a glass, and that is no word of a lie! Another bloke recently was told he had to come in for overtime on a certain saturday (we get told when it is, we don't choose), and he went home with stress! Yet another went home when he heard on the radio news that someone had been stabbed on his street, not a friend, not a relative, someone he didn't know from Adam, and he went home! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bonnie1 13 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Can't come into work today, nans in court for gettin' caught doin' drugs ha ha ha h aha ha cracker [bANNED TEXT] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 once used the excuse that i had been loacked up because i got caught poaching Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I cannae come in boss ive got "SAIR HAIR"...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 mate of mine rang his boss and said he wouldn be in work cause he was sick .Boss asked how sick he was and he replied and said he was in bed with his granny how sick is that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,961 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Gone To Earth was once off work with a Broken ...... FLASK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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