help stop this madness

[rabbit.slayer.no.1 3]

guys and girls i came home today from the doc's to find my partner looking on the web for a pink or purple air rifle as i keep saying to her to come out and see [bANNED TEXT] im up to so early in the morning. she hates guns of any kind but since she has spotted one or 2 she likes in pink shes wanting to be dog the bounty hunter lol. any advise how i can stop her from wanting to come?????

[Lab 10,979]

guys and girls i came home today from the doc's to find my partner looking on the web for a pink or purple air rifle as i keep saying to her to come out and see [bANNED TEXT] im up to so early in the morning. she hates guns of any kind but since she has spotted one or 2 she likes in pink shes wanting to be dog the bounty hunter lol. any advise how i can stop her from wanting to come?????

Your sure it wasn't a pink/purple vibrating instrument she was on the web for.............

[rabbit.slayer.no.1 3]

guys and girls i came home today from the doc's to find my partner looking on the web for a pink or purple air rifle as i keep saying to her to come out and see [bANNED TEXT] im up to so early in the morning. she hates guns of any kind but since she has spotted one or 2 she likes in pink shes wanting to be dog the bounty hunter lol. any advise how i can stop her from wanting to come?????

Your sure it wasn't a pink/purple vibrating instrument she was on the web for.............

lol no mate she has spotted a lady recoil gamo .177 lol also there is a pink s410 she seen . and there is NO way im painting my rifle pink for her lol

[garfield 23]

show her a few vids on how to gut a rabbit that should do it

[Millet 4,497]

Get her a rampant rabbit you wont be able to get her out the house after that.

[graham4877 1,181]

Get her a rampant rabbit you wont be able to get her out the house after that.

or ride her up the worng-un no Ky before you go out!! she'll not be-able to walk

[rabbit.slayer.no.1 3]

they are all good ideas but if i go out and come in with out a kill i may shoot her bunny lol. its ok anyways shes seen the price of them and all her money is going to a new car so im free from draging her around feilds lol

[Sweeney-Todd 208]

Hi RS1

 

Thank God for Henry Ford a ?

 

 

Not a PINK 4x4 is it....

 

Bill.

[Phantom 631]

Take her out with you, (tell her she has to kill at least 5 bunnies before you part with your hard earned)

 

Shoot bugs (preferably fairly close range one) through the noggin.

Tell her to fetch and empty its bladder for you.

then tell her to use her index finger to feel how its skull shattered as she does this, tell her to press down firmly and watch her squeal as the grey matter oozes out from the holes each side of the head.

 

If she's not passed out on the floor then tell her to gut it and its hunters tradition that she drink the blood, marks her eye lids with blood, chews a turd till her tongue is coated and then swallows it. Finally she is to then wears the intestines as a headband and the skin/fur as a hat for the rest of the day.

 

She wont be wanting a gun anymore, Job done.

 

And if by any chance she does, buy some pink spraypaint

 

Phantom

[stealthy1 3,964]

Just buy her a pink gun, she'll be bored with it in a week

[rabbit.slayer.no.1 3]

phantom thats just sick mate lol. and stealthy who in the right mind would buy a pink gun? i cant see anyone on here wanting it lol, mind you it will go well with my pink ferrets sweeney mate shes after a PINK focus rs lol she hasnt even passed her test yet

Edited September 7, 2010 by rabbit.slayer.no.1

[festa 206]

lol just say NO thats what they do lol

 

atb gary

[jac 12]

I hate pink :sick:

[Tyla 3,179]

Your bird is showing an interest in your passion rather than being jealous and stopping you going out, is that really such a problem?!?!?!

 

My wife had a go with the airgun years ago and now has her own rifle, runs her own lurcher and enjoys a days ferreting now and again. Shes probably taken more game that alot of the macho wannbe hunters on here. She is also very involved with horses which has led to tons of extra permission.

 

Pull your head out your arse and give her a bit of encouragement.

[Lab 10,979]

Your bird is showing an interest in your passion rather than being jealous and stopping you going out, is that really such a problem?!?!?!

 

My wife had a go with the airgun years ago and now has her own rifle, runs her own lurcher and enjoys a days ferreting now and again. Shes probably taken more game that alot of the macho wannbe hunters on here. She is also very involved with horses which has led to tons of extra permission.

 

Pull your head out your arse and give her a bit of encouragement.

Is it so wrong that the he wants a hobby by himself without involving his wife.....? If your the kind of person that wants to spend every minute with your other half then good for you but some people are different...