The one 8,585 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 A BMW's substitute for having a small cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 596 Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Hate them. Especially the selfish, greedy basts who take up two spaces in car parks so that no one scapes their pride and joy. This happened to me one day in a forest carpark. There was only one space left. I parked with the right hand side of my car up on a grassy mucky bank, leaving about two inches between the wing mirrors on both cars. So I was half way in a space, half way in the muck, I didn't mind the muck, my car gets washed once a year for the MOT . I got the dogs out and loitered at a picnic table to watch the fun and games when they arrived back to find they could not get in the driver door. The fat lad in his smart casuals had to arse across the gear stick to get in. It took him a while to ever so slowly and carefully reverse out while the spectators gathered. I would have laughed if he scraped his car, I wouldn't have cared too much about mine, although I did have the camera ready on the phone just incase I needed evidence and had to get his insurance details. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted February 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Hate them. Especially the selfish, greedy basts who take up two spaces in car parks so that no one scapes their pride and joy. This happened to me one day in a forest carpark. There was only one space left. I parked with the right hand side of my car up on a grassy mucky bank, leaving about two inches between the wing mirrors on both cars. So I was half way in a space, half way in the muck, I didn't mind the muck, my car gets washed once a year for the MOT . I got the dogs out and loitered at a picnic table to watch the fun and games when they arrived back to find they could not get in the driver door. The fat lad in his smart casuals had to arse across the gear stick to get in. It took him a while to ever so slowly and carefully reverse out while the spectators gathered. I would have laughed if he scraped his car, I wouldn't have cared too much about mine, although I did have the camera ready on the phone just incase I needed evidence and had to get his insurance details. Good work, he must have felt like a right tit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 volvo drivers mate,proper :wankerzo4: the lot of them,usually an old c**t behind the wheel,driving gloves on,lights on think they own the f*****g road,id shoot the f*****g lot Right on. All bikers hate Volvo drivers. Ric :aggressive: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Sometimes I drive a BMW, but all the time I am a wanker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hollie 21 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 volvo drivers mate,proper the lot of them,usually an old c**t behind the wheel,driving gloves on,lights on think they own the f*****g road,id shoot the f*****g lot Right on. All bikers hate Volvo drivers. Ric Volvo drivers are a bikers worst enermy, my dad taught me that from a very young age and since i have been driving i can see it for myself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) mercedes drivers aint much better good old air-bag Edited February 11, 2010 by watchman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) And theres always the Toyota dirver..........(click image) Edited February 11, 2010 by Swampy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 Orrrrrr............................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm gonna get strife for this... But, as a car driver, who makes a reasonable attempt not to run over little old ladies, students, sheep or other, it gauls me how some bikers behave on the road. As if it's their private speedway, driving two inches from my drivers side brake light at max legal limit. IF, God forbid, one of them ever rear ends me, I will find it hard not to say "serves you right" as he's being scraped off the road! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hollie 21 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm gonna get strife for this... But, as a car driver, who makes a reasonable attempt not to run over little old ladies, students, sheep or other, it gauls me how some bikers behave on the road. As if it's their private speedway, driving two inches from my drivers side brake light at max legal limit. IF, God forbid, one of them ever rear ends me, I will find it hard not to say "serves you right" as he's being scraped off the road! Do you drive a Volvo by any chance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm gonna get strife for this... But, as a car driver, who makes a reasonable attempt not to run over little old ladies, students, sheep or other, it gauls me how some bikers behave on the road. As if it's their private speedway, driving two inches from my drivers side brake light at max legal limit. IF, God forbid, one of them ever rear ends me, I will find it hard not to say "serves you right" as he's being scraped off the road! Do you drive a Volvo by any chance If he did, would he being driving at the max speed limit?.................No! I'm with you mate, bikers seem to think they are the greatest road users in the world along with lorry drivers and worst of all coach drivers! Swampy motorcylingning ps I have a bike. And I AM the best road user in the world Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 I'm gonna get strife for this... But, as a car driver, who makes a reasonable attempt not to run over little old ladies, students, sheep or other, it gauls me how some bikers behave on the road. As if it's their private speedway, driving two inches from my drivers side brake light at max legal limit. IF, God forbid, one of them ever rear ends me, I will find it hard not to say "serves you right" as he's being scraped off the road! Do you drive a Volvo by any chance If he did, would he being driving at the max speed limit?.................No! I'm with you mate, bikers seem to think they are the greatest road users in the world along with lorry drivers and worst of all coach drivers! Swampy motorcylingning ps I have a bike. And I AM the best road user in the world the only safe car driver is a lorry driver going to/going home from work in his, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Swampy 147 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) I'm gonna get strife for this... But, as a car driver, who makes a reasonable attempt not to run over little old ladies, students, sheep or other, it gauls me how some bikers behave on the road. As if it's their private speedway, driving two inches from my drivers side brake light at max legal limit. IF, God forbid, one of them ever rear ends me, I will find it hard not to say "serves you right" as he's being scraped off the road! Do you drive a Volvo by any chance If he did, would he being driving at the max speed limit?.................No! I'm with you mate, bikers seem to think they are the greatest road users in the world along with lorry drivers and worst of all coach drivers! Swampy motorcylingning ps I have a bike. And I AM the best road user in the world the only safe car driver is a lorry driver going to/going home from work in his, OK I'll make a concession for that. So its just at work when they're complete twunts?! You must feel the same way when your stuck behind one when he's trying to overtake another on a hill The hours i've wasted watching these idiots at 56 mph. I reckon their max speed is higher than their IQ Swampy ninging at considerably more than 56 mph with an HGV license Edited February 11, 2010 by Swampy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watchman 256 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Share Posted February 11, 2010 (edited) I'm gonna get strife for this... But, as a car driver, who makes a reasonable attempt not to run over little old ladies, students, sheep or other, it gauls me how some bikers behave on the road. As if it's their private speedway, driving two inches from my drivers side brake light at max legal limit. IF, God forbid, one of them ever rear ends me, I will find it hard not to say "serves you right" as he's being scraped off the road! Do you drive a Volvo by any chance If he did, would he being driving at the max speed limit?.................No! I'm with you mate, bikers seem to think they are the greatest road users in the world along with lorry drivers and worst of all coach drivers! Swampy motorcylingning ps I have a bike. And I AM the best road user in the world the only safe car driver is a lorry driver going to/going home from work in his, OK I'll make a concession for that. So its just at work when they're complete twunts?! You must feel the same way when your stuck behind one when he's trying to overtake another on a hill The hours i've wasted watching these idiots at 56 mph. I reckon their max speed is higher than their IQ Swampy ninging at considerably more than 56 mph with an HGV license you waisted hours watching these idiots,and your knocking their IQ,you prob still pointing at planes you plum,enough said Edited February 11, 2010 by watchman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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