Marsh Lad 321 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 dont piss down my back and tell me its raining you can't polish a turd I left her steaming like a grandnational winner black as a crows arm pit i'd eat her shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
salclalin 240 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 She's had more Meat up her than Down Her. She's had more Pricks than A second hand Dartboard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ROUGH COATED Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Look and learn.Catcher I thought yours was this tiddler was 17 lbs lol. And it took him 25mins to get in hahahahaha And he's still in DENIAL!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tjepkema 0 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I didnt realise they stacked sh*t as tall as you Heres 10p, go and call someone who gives a f**k Kick them in the balls, they all fall the same This is how we roll You dont half see some sights when you anit got a shotgun Not often im wrong, but im right this time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
irishnut 297 Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 why do women have legs? have you ever seen the mess a snail leaves Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pigeon640 0 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 when my 5 year old asks how i always tell him a hows no a spade and spade will no dae tae rake way !!! scottish lads will get it colin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishslayer 10 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 All hat, no cattle. Your parents should have thrown you away and raised the afterbirth. Smells like a sack of soured assholes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollands hope 1,013 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 One to think about: The devil always has a friendly face! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 If at first you don't succeed , try it your wifes way (isnt that right ladies) Because I'm your mother thats why ! and the two in I'm signature. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackpack 70 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 in the morning when i get home from work i always say to the misses 'stop crossing your legs your squashing my breakfast' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest it's all my land after 12 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) " I can stick the pain if you can stick the smell" " Don't do today what you can leave until tommorow " " Do as little as possible as often as you can " And " To thine own self be true " Edited November 20, 2009 by it's all my land after 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted November 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 in the morning when i get home from work i always say to the misses 'stop crossing your legs your squashing my breakfast' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peefa 0 Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Anyone else had a warning for their saying?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Anyone else had a warning for their saying?? think you been done up like a kipper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocket_man 6 Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 ah smell ya dick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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