Jump to content

6pack

Members
  • Content Count

    623
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by 6pack

  1. 6pack

    JOKE

    I dont understand that one
  2. Corny chat up lines are a great way to break the ice if you have the balls to pull them off!! I pulled a bloke (way back in my younger years....) with " If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning."
  3. 6pack

    JOKE

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f**k your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
  4. A greyhound called Harpo, after the Marx brothers. RIP.
  5. Being a blonde - I love blonde jokes. There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blo
  6. You should move that to the chat up lines thread
  7. The cheesiest, the corniest, the funniest, or ones that have never failed?
  8. Am a big fan, also matchbox 20 - all of their stuff has me boogieing round the house.
  9. I thought I had ordered the cease of distribution of any of my pictures!! Please dont spoil my imagination "6pack" i had a really exiting dream about you last night oooooh intrigued..... did it involve a riding crop??
  10. I cant believe there has been no mention of the wonderful, bootilicious Kylie!!
  11. Well out of 2, I'd give him one!
  12. 6pack

    WEEPY SONGS

    Classic 80s rock ballad. Empty rooms.
  13. I thought I had ordered the cease of distribution of any of my pictures!!
  14. 6pack

    WEEPY SONGS

    Angel Really compiling THL greatest love songs tonight. lol.
  15. 6pack

    WEEPY SONGS

    Agree on the Beth Hart! She is fab An old fave
  16. Congratulations to you both Wonderful news.
  17. Is there something you're not telling me 6p? If I had an ass like that - I'd be , not telling!!
  18. I think its time we brought this thread to its 'climax' with the man of all men! Ladies......Mr Brad Pitt. Mr Pitt has it all - the looks, the body and the voice. Fab with children too. What more could we wish for? As he says in Mr and Mrs Smith - 'Come to Daddy!' I just wanna sit on his lap!
  19. Demi was so much better when she was cuurvy. Demi at her best.
  20. Its a strange old world Found this one of you..... I disagree - I think you should be proud of your cleavage. Theres no need to hide it here, you are among friends.
×
×
  • Create New...