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  1. Ain't seen 400 in the last year never mind one field. You jammy git. Jok.
  2. Where are you pal. I live near Ashby De La Zouch. I ain't afraid of much. Do you want some back up? Jok.
  3. Like the last 2 posts. Do NOT want to go to gaol and Nice to have a Landi with my name. Jok.
  4. Would you believe it.Going through the same thing exactly. Someone , who I'm inclined to agree with, has suggested lamb ring.This , and I haven't done it yet seems to be the best option. Pain free and let's face it, not expensive.
  5. Mate Sad pricks never have the balls to face you. Unfortunately the listeners only hear their side of the story. I Know. I'm going through it as we speak. Jok.
  6. Thank you my silent friend for the fallow deer. You have a treat to come. Iv'e used the meat/fat between the ribs as normally this all gets chucked out. Started with a stock to include onion, garlic ,leek and my secret ingredient. Cooked for about 12 hours in the slow cooker. Pastry. 2/3 flour and 1/3 margarine plus seasoning, leave for about 2 hours. Treat this like a good woman. Lay it ,roll it, knead it, turn it, and enter it into an amazing frenzy of pastry meets pie cases. OH WELL MAYBE. Anyhow. Know what? I wish anyone reading this could taste. Real food. Jok.
  7. Flipping heck. Hope I'm not making a different sort of pie this afternoon. Jok.
  8. Laidlaw for man of the match. Jok.
  9. Just another thought. Yes us Jocks are capable of that. Who always led you guys into battle? The Scottish Piper. Come on guys, light up an otherwise shit afternoon.Jok.
  10. Spare a thought for the Tartans boys. We've got hearts as well you know??Jok.
  11. Not a chance. Your'e delusioned..There isn't a vine in the world that splits.Holly. You know it makes sense??Jok/.
  12. Guess I'm lucky.21 birds and at the moment up to 14 eggs. For what it's worth, clean water daily, mixture of mixed corn and layers,loads of 'good morning Girls', chickweed and dandelion leaves,and the .22 for the little b*****ds that would like like to invade my property. Jok.
  13. Good karma. Deal with the fu--wits.
  14. Ticks. Frontline. where the hell do they come from. Jok.
  15. When training mine, to be honest, the retrieve was either vocal, whistle or hand and arm.Each had the same result with an open arm gesture of welcome. Both Labs and Springers seemed to accept that as the end result. Furthermore, it was normally a retrieve to hand with the exception of foreshore geese. It must be said that this was from training right from the onset. I gather the dog is a bit older. May he/she have already learned bad habits? The other way that we were trained to do was the narrow corridor. Simply, the gap between two houses. Throw the dummy over your dog, whilst sitting, give
  16. Promise of strawberries seems to work. Alternately. .223 open season?Jok.
  17. Well you people. What an eye opener. This is like a magical mystery ride. I have never been closer to so many people, in so many walks of life, situations,attitudes and goodness knows what else. Thing is, I've posted on ferreting, long netting, dog work, gardening and things that I think your watchers don't believe. (Holly)?? I asked a friend if there were any other forums that I could visit , simply because I'm engrossed in country life. Know what he said.?? Yes you have guessed it. NONE> Well to any new members who may read this welcome to a family. I know I'm a newcomer but believe you m
  18. You sure joined a hell of a parade. Welcome from Derbyshire. Jok.
  19. So all I need on my allotment is an area of not less than an acre, devoted to the carrot fly to enable me to grow a maybe crop. Hell's teeth. All we've got is a blinking 22m x 5m plot. Do you know what.? These guys in Lincolnshire and elsewhere can bleeding get on with it. I'll buy their produce all day long.Jok.
  20. I think we are all losing the plot here. How flat is Lincolnshire? Are they one of the biggest growers of carrots in the UK. Now correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that area flat as a witches. I don't recall 2ft high polythene walls round any of their kingdoms. Wish I knew their secret. Jok.
  21. Another little gem ladies and gentlemen. Do you know any micro brewers? Those lovely guys who make the elixir of life. Well you'd be surprised to know that they are willing to get rid of their spent hops normally just for the sake of collecting them. Now, look up that on Google and I think you'll all be researching local brewers. Watch this space. Loads more little gems coming your way. Jok.
  22. Hello pal. Enjoy the ride. Jok.
  23. Try all the horsey people in your area. Have a look at equestrian centres, breeding stables and the like. They don't much like Brer Rabbit. Try to get some photos with you, your ferret and a few rabbits handily caught on some horse paddock. Leave them as calling cards and who knows, you might just get that phone call.Don't forget to leave your phone number. Jok.
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