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chillitt

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  1. raise a glass for them who have been there, and dont forget if you want to make the day of some of the chaps still serving in iraq or afganistan, bung a pot noodle, a pack of wet wipes and a bike magazine (or anything like that) in a box and send it via the bfpo in mill hill. It will cost you UK postage only, and will make their day.
  2. chillitt

    DOMAIN NAME

    DS beat me to it. its very eyecatching and there is no hyphens and crap like that to confuse people (like me) shotdog is spot on. and shocking.
  3. theres a rare breeds place for chickens ducks and stuff like that near evesham, might be worth a try.. i think I have an address for em at home, I'll have a look later
  4. or even edward woodward wood. or forrest gump forest or eye wood or Callthe Copse
  5. Thats a good trick, if you can do it....
  6. they have now changed thier minds and he can come. I'd like to know what the twat who made the decision in the first palce has done for this country that gives him (or her) the right to knock back people like Tul Bahadur Pun VC
  7. mine have got a washing up bowl off the market with the front cut down. works a treat, cheap as chips.
  8. They do know thats a poof they are shagging... don't they?
  9. Mate,It might work for you, but you can't polish a turd! Shaving me knackers in an attempt to impress would be like putting spoky dokies on a butchers bike and attempting the tour de france! Anyway, by the time she finds out its not pasture but a cover crop, it's too late!
  10. The Big Fish used to have an idiot proof net making guide on his site. (worked for me anyway) Maybe he could post it here... :whistle:
  11. I think I've misread something.. this is about blokes shaving? you mean other than faces just before court cases and Christmas? That can't be right... I heard a rumour theres something called a 'boyband' or such like where blokes shave, but I can't believe any normal chap would do it.. I mean, razor sharp blades around your nadgers? thats not right..
  12. On the planet anything can happen... I would start a new political party,and set this country straight- It would be pounds shillings and pence, miles, furlongs chains and yards, If you can't speak the language, then you will have to live without understanding. Every law written since 1997 would be set aside. Every council office worker would be taken out and shot, and every cheif constable would be elected. Then I would get a caravan and an old paint pony....
  13. Bloody good effort getting him this far! Now you got him eating, try and get some proper pigeon mix for him, It'll have beans and peas and all sorts in it
  14. I got a letter form the council inviting me to a seminar - so their 'experts could tell me ; How to optimise the business oppertunity of the ban, how to inforce the ban, and where I could get more of thier poxy stickers.. the seminar was called 'Smoke Freedom'!!! So freedom through banning things then My shop is listed so I cannot put up the poxy stickers, but that means a 5000 quid fine... And if you think thats bad, as of I think the 27th of this month, it will be illegal to sell bull bars for 4x4s, but as there is no agrged description of a bull bar, its been put off for 6 months. Th
  15. Have you tried clicker training?
  16. LB, if you are stopping doing dog rescue, you could do bloke rescue - get em in shape, teach them about washing up, buying flowers and such like then rehome them... You'd make millions..
  17. someone just posted this on another forum, so I stole it! If we could learn to look instead of gawking, We'd see the horror in the heart of farce. If only we could act instead of talking, We wouldn't always end up on our arse. This was the thing that nearly had us mastered; Don't yet rejoice in his defeat, you men! Although the world stood up and stopped the b @stard The bitch that bore him is in heat again.
  18. chillitt

    Blair

    Bliar and Prescott- forgotten, but not gone.... anyone fancy a pissup on the 27th?
  19. Now I don't want to appear fussy, (I'm in no position to be fussy!) but I think a pulse is essential. And she must be reasonably sane, most of the time. Curvy or skinny is ok as long as she isn't fat, its a bonus.
  20. Tom, I am ashamed. I'm ashamed that England didn't do the same thing to labour that the Scots did...! One little detail though, when the wall goes back up, please make sure that Gordon Brown and all the other scottish fuckwits that are currently making a nuisance of them selves in Westmister are YOUR side of the bloody wall, cos we are sick of em! Of course any scots not in the Labour party will always be welcome to pop south for a visit and to get warm for a day or two..
  21. And on top of that Tommy Sheridan got the boot too!
  22. I've just been to vote. they would not let me, because they have taken me and my road off the register!!! well thats bloody odd, because I was on it when I checked 3 months ago... I demand a recount!!!!
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