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chillitt

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  1. No matter how inflation rages, the wages of sin stay the same....
  2. I'd go back to last sunday morning, so I could see what I did with my bloody socket set....
  3. Calm down LB, he just means he hasn't had one........ yet.....
  4. Yes, I am doing up a motorbike at the moment, and yes, I would really like to have it on the road for my 41st in 2 weeks, but this is in no way to be taken as some kind of mid life crisis. The only reason I took out the 900cc engine and fitted a 1000cc engine was because it was a cheap fix, OK? I am fine, I'm not getting old, I just like things the way they were. When I had hair.... :whistle:
  5. The scottish parliament doesn't have the power to ban airguns without westminsters say so. It's just tommy S showing off again
  6. Its whats on that last net I gave you! I found some 'offcuts of 3/4"chain at work, cut em into sets of 3 links, and beat the middle one flat. Not tried em yet so no idea if they work any better...
  7. chillitt

    Grand National

    had mckelvey and silver birch fiver each way! Woo and indeed hoo!
  8. You do know she used to be a bloke, don't you????
  9. I have had next doors manky jack russell sitting out side my door all night - I have a bitch in season here...I've turn the hose pipe on it 3 times, but he is determined... only trouble is, next door is a mile and a half away.. hope he don't get run over on his way home... Little fcuker shat right out side the door last night too.. its getting boring...
  10. i could be wrong but his house is called poachers pocket,never really asked him,will find out when you do that, tell him I am chuffed to bits with this one!
  11. lurcher1, i haven't a clue! ferreter joe, Phil hain breeds poachers pocket lurchers
  12. Sorry to spoil the fun, its a Beluga whale. http://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/...an-plesiosaur3/
  13. ditch, if you rescued that loaf and a half, and then fried it with them sprouts in the margerine off the window sill, you would have a feast fit for a king... i am sure it would 'cure' mosthangovers too...
  14. DS, just stop for a moment, do you really want to go out there, find the tree most likely to fall over, then turn your back on it?
  15. i had to turn that off, he is just a little annoying...
  16. if anyone is doing this themselves, b and q are doing outside sockets and outside switches for a quid a go at the moment! not sure i'd trust em out in all weathers but ideal for shed electics
  17. right... 22yards, is a chain. 10 chain, is a furlong 8 furlong, is a mile. an acre is a chain wide, and a furlong long so thats 22 yard by 220 yard. or 4880 square yards. and theres 640 of em in a square mile. now, anyone for bushels? (all the above is subject to confirmation by a sober person..)
  18. i got all my chickens slaughtered by a fox last night... and a motorbike.(from me..)
  19. could you not prepare a couple of 'specials' for them? leave em in the warm for a bit, add an extra ingredient or two....you know the sort of thing...
  20. the airgun bbs are getting a bit miffed about that... cant imagine a forum less likely to be a poachers message board...
  21. chillitt

    WEATHER

    we went out this morning, the ferrets came out the holes soaked (on the side of a hill..) and half the rabbits we caught were full of babs! (we got 4 ...) if they are going to breed year round, does that mean we can ferret year round?
  22. theres a lot to be said for being on good terms with a keeper... if you fancy a dust up, get yerself into town! :11:
  23. chillitt

    Quad

    you are Ozzy Osbourne, and i claim my 10 pounds! :11:
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