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  1. paulus
    why does brigzy keep doing multi quotes
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    a couple more Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why are there no 'B' batteries? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod? If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? How do you handcuff a one-armed man? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? If a kid ref
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    Walter White
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    Nessie?

    paulus replied to walshie's topic in General Talk

    a yes vote would be disastrous for nessy
  5. paulus
    why does shit stink why is piss yellow why is it always sunnier on the other side of the street why does puke always involve carrots
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    Nessie?

    paulus replied to walshie's topic in General Talk

    possibly mh370
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    the captain of the South Korean ship that sunk has given an interview. ......Huai Sin King said " we sairing arong when suddenry we hit fookin big aeroprane someone dumped in sea "!!!!!

    1. beam

      beam

      Aha brilliant.

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    shame but i suppose someone has to Bostocks ,the butchers in Nuneaton do very good sausages there back bacon aint bad either
  9. paulus
    its banjos round here
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    touch of colitis (inflammation of the colon) http://www.vcahospitals.com/main/pet-health-information/article/animal-health/colitis-in-dogs/539
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    wagg and webbox no wonder mine are shite
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    mag box side effects
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    the royals of the past suffered the same as us, the queen mother had breast cancer in the sixties and princess margaret had a chunk of lung removed although it was never reported as cancer, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monarchs_of_the_British_Isles_by_cause_of_death
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    might just be me but i enjoy watching a good dog work but going out of my way to get it to kill itself would never cross my mind, know and understand the limits of your mutts and you both will be as happy as pigs in shit
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    i remember Terry Thomas had an angling spot on ATV news on a Friday evening, ATV`s mascot was oscar a wire haired german pointer
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    3 dogs here only ever have to clip ones nails and as sandy says she is slightly flat footed, the other two i have never touched as they have never needed doing
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    shame but i suppose someone has to
  18. paulus
    nowhere near close i have banned people even before they have posted where me Rabbit gone thread..You just made Mod Then ! looking for a scalp, Ah ! young & keen yer alrite now tho young and keen, fook those were the days
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    Stoping Smoking

    paulus replied to baw's topic in General Talk

    me too well over 37 years and just brought an ecig and boom quit
  20. paulus
    nowhere near close i have banned people even before they have posted
  21. paulus
    pointless talking to them that don't want to listen better to target the undecided as they can make the difference
  22. paulus
    Ah for me, the finest sort of hunting? It's got to be hunting hunters bollocks extrapolate your post count in comparison to mine 15 in 3 days = 5 per day over a ten year period that would equate to over 18,000 Extrapolate my post count Some people are truly sad to spend their time extrapolating people's post counts; well any way, I thank you all so much for all your help, it's been so useful, especially those of you who have sent me PMs (I won't go embarrassing any one) im far more sad than that, banned
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    bollocks extrapolate your post count in comparison to mine 15 in 3 days = 5 per day over a ten year period that would equate to over 18,000 Extrapolate my post count 12227.5 per year
  24. paulus
    grab the shovel and start digging You'd bury the settee?????? depends if here was enough room in the hole
  25. paulus
    beer and then more beer
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