C HALL your a bit special arnt you!! i bet your missus is fat as f**k and you live in a shitty house and drive a 1997 frontera with trampy kids and dogs that couldnt catch a cold, i can picture you at the reduced stand in asda in a shitty old tracksuite and gola trainers right now!!!
Don't be so hard on yourself its not really your fault, there is plenty more fish in the sea