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Malt

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  1. Sound's like a right little pr*ck! Why don't you or one of the boys curl a nice steaming turd into his hard hat next time he takes a break! Either that, or some dog mess will do!
  2. Meat, meat, meat & more meat. Oh, and bones, fur & feather.
  3. Nice one mate, looks like you struck gold, getting an actual worker this time of year.
  4. Good question. That couldn't have been an air rifle, could it?
  5. Definalty some of the fuzz i've had the misfortune to come across in my time. Just last week I was at a hunt meet, and one came in to complain about a parked car. Instead of just asking the owner to move the car, he puffed out his chest, strode over and shouted loudly, 'If the owner of that car don't move it right away, I'll tow it away!' There was no need for him to be like that, a quiet word would have been enough. It just goes to show, you can put any p*ick in a uniform, but it don't stop him being a p*ick!
  6. Nice pics! Thats one less big, red rat!
  7. Malt

    F#rking funny

    I heard the first Tesco shop that they opened up over there collapsed, but only two pakistanis were killed.................. .....................Still, 'Every little helps!'
  8. Plenty here in west wales. (as usual!) The tent field is flooded down the road from me. It's not as funny when it happens this time of year though, it always makes me laugh to see 50-100 tents, sleeping bags, etc, floating about like ducks on a mill pond!
  9. Talking of views from high points, here's one we took while out ferreting one sunday: A view of Caldey island (left) & St. Margerets island (right).
  10. Don't forget the fella with a spade, so he can dig you a hole & then fill it in, after you have answered natures call..... What's the matter JO2007, too many beers last night?
  11. First tings first. You don't NEED to be able to get a 1 inch group at 35 yards to hunt rabbits. You do need to be fairly accurate though. The kill zone on a rabbit is bigger than 1 inch. More important is your field skills, the actual hunting of the rabbit. The abillity to stalk your prey and get closer than 35 yards. Secondly, you wont get permission by coming on a hunting website, and asking for it with one of your first posts. When I first got back into fieldsports, I posted on what was the best way of going about getting my own permission, rather than just asking for it. I got some rea
  12. Oh, Alright! PM on the way mate, sorry for taking so long to get back to you! God it must have been awfull, sat there looking at a computer screen waiting for everyone in the country, who actually got off their ass & went out to get their own permission, to contact you with offers for you to come with them. I'd check your PM box mate, I think it might be overflowing with offers by now......
  13. I'd pay real money if someone could tell me how the coneys often seem to know which holes you've missed!
  14. Nice one Bigred! Looks like nice permission, I sometimes lie awake at night, dreaming of some burys like that, ones that aren't in blackthorn hedges or gorse!
  15. Nice one mate! I'm glad she returned. My hob escaped a few months ago and hasn't been seen since. I'll be looking for another one in the spring. My jill just aint the same now she's on her own, she does get socalized with my mates ferrets at the moment, but it's not the same.
  16. My father-in-law speaks a bit of Scots gaelic, next time I speak to him i'll ask him. Edited: Just googled it, It's either 'Goodbye Fox' or 'Off you go fox'
  17. I had 3 teachers like that in my school. 2 were art teachers, and one was a music teachers. Members of 'Friends of the earth'. Typical left wing working class heroes! They used to go and protest at the local hunt meets, suposedly for the welfare of animals, but one of their tricks was to spray hairspray into the hounds faces. Animal welfare my ar*e! It was class war, pure & simple, even though the majority of the followers were working class themselves. People like that shouldn't be allowed to force their views on impressonable young adults. Fair enough, everyone is entitled to their own v
  18. The same thing happened to a mate of mine once, he came back a changed man. This was odd in itself, as he went out as a woman! You shouldn't make fun of people that have been abducted by aliens!!
  19. So I was wrong! But did I present my post as a fact? I went out of my way to make it clear it was just a thought. I have heard of dogs coming into season soon after giving birth. Dogs are like any other animal, there are always exeptions to the rule.
  20. If you sent it recorded you should be able to track it. I've used Royal Mail an awful lot and not had more than a couple of problems, one was just a customer trying it on and the other is still unsolved. Start making some noise mate, it can be a bit like but if you shout loud and long eventually someone will listen. Good luck You're lucky mate! It seems that every other thing I post never turns up, or is a week late!
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