Astanley

one thing you learn in sales, everyone shits on everyone

So who is Suzy ross

Remembering Aberfan, my thoughts are with you xx

couldnt get on thl for 2 days whats been happenin lids lol

Oh my god, never doing that again

I'm seriously bad at choosing women. I've had 12 ex's ring me up this week, and every single one of them had AIDS. Not only that, they all had anger issues.

Cyatica; It can Really spoil ye f**king day, can't it?!

I went on a stag doo in wales last night dressed as a sheep. I was well f****d.

Is it compusory for those pricks on x factor to cry and whinge like little girls ? the next one to say "it means EVERYTHING to me " wants fukin shooting

well great news after 4 weeks in hospital am getting out tomorrow ye ha

A new pup , and so it begins !

What mate rats it on you then goes the police, f****n little snidy c**t

Oh. Thanks for the tip." I told my cellmate Leroy, "Not many would be so kind and understanding to the 'new guy' in prison." "No problem mate." he replied, "But next time you're taking the whole 10inches."

This royal throne of kings, this sceptered isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in a silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands, This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England, William Shakespeare

Had armed police called out today.....whoops....

God, I need another project! I'm bored shitless.

thank the lord for tea lol rough.com

thank the lord for tea lol rough.com

I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving. I've never tried it myself, but my wife does it all the time.

I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving. I've never tried it myself, but my wife does it all the time.

I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving. I've never tried it myself, but my wife does it all the time.

Bacon, Sausage, Egg, Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Peppers, Red Onion, Toast.

3 weeks work in Wales, decisions.

Who is Tom

"I would like to be treated as a woman" - Pte Bradley Manning Not the exact words I would be using before being locked in a building with thousands of rapists for 35 years...