Last Saturday night I was away with Mrs Brewman without the kids when during dinner she wanted to talk. Alarm bells started ringing, I hadn't been playing away, didn't get arrested and didn't fall out with any of her friends or family..... recently so I asked what's up, I wasn't expecting what she was about to say.....
"I was driving home and slowed down past the field that had the little piglets in it, they looked so cute and sweet and then it dawned on me that you were going to buy one to cut up that's so cruel, why can't you let it run round the field and live it's life.
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