jukel123
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Ben Davidson has been given his P45 for sure.
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Well done Danny Boy and well done the lads who called it right. DD awesome tonight.
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You took my line.. Shell suited karaoke act. f****n Shameless tribute act. Embarrassing! As is everybody bowing and scraping to "his excellency". Pass the spit bucket.
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Why that crowd would cheer when the cameraman features Conor McGregor is beyond me. He is low life, punching that old guy. Pure c**t. And I would tell him to his face, mind you I've had a few vodkas.
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Denis wis's love child. Dead ringer for him. Dirty f****r too. Just like his dad.
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That's deep.lol Neither are as bad as Audrey Harrison though. His shorts were stained before he got in the ring.
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It's weird,but both of them are fragile psychologically. Might be a case of who is first to bottle it. I'm sure boxers were psychologically tougher in the past. Maybe because times were harder and people were desperate for both fame and money.
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Looking forward to it. Two genuine fighters who will both put it all on the line. Frampton made a good point....watch out for Warrington's head.
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This is a bit of role reversal. But whatever the scriptwriter's intention. Alf did speak for many. And at least it was allowed to be broadcast in those more permissive days. It wouldn't see the light of day now because of censorship. That's far more worrying than whatever came out of Alfs mouth. I thought Alf's wife was brilliant in that series. I've known a dozen women like that in my family alone. Alf's daughter, I wouldnt have kicked her out of bed. She was brilliant as Aunt Sally as well in Worzel Gummidge. Una Stubbs.
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Talented actor. I saw him in a play.Death of a Salesman. He was very good. Think he was/ is a bit of Hampstead luvvie. I've watched it a few times but its a bit male menopausal "fings ain't what they used to be" for me, he should stick to the jokes. That's his talent. "Male menopausal" I know that's rich coming from me.
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Fawlty Towers still has me laughing as does Dads Army. The old comedians.....Mick Miller, Bernard Manning, Jim Davidson, Les Dawson still,have me pissing myself laughing. I still don't get how the modern comedians suddenly replaced them overnight. PC again.
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The son in law in Till Death, the layabout leftie, was an alcoholic f****r of dodgy women. Elsie Tanner ( Pat Phoenix). One of his conquests resulted in Cherie Blair. Nuff said. d
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I was watching Till Death us do Part excerpts on Youtube. Time hasn't reduced the funniness. I found myself chuckling at much of the dialogue. I was curiously reminded of you though, and my dad, an old school docker. I'm not being rude by the way. Alf is probably more relevant today than when the series was first recorded. Except a series like that would never see the light of day. Non PC!
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Another dog shit story. A friend of mine spotted a sneaky fecker allowing his dog to shit in front of his house. He shot out and demanded the owner pick up the shit. Which he did with bare hands.
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Wilf, thanks for the PM. I'm glad my message of reinvention has been well received. I fully support your new journey in transitioning to becoming a woman. I think attending the "welcome all ethnicities" workshop is a step too far however and may result in regression. Peace and love brother.
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Not guilty. M'lord. You are thinking in clichés. A one track mindist..open your mind up. Would you love an albinist negro?
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I spent an enjoyable afternoon spearing them with a trident in Greece. Overturn a likely rock and bullseye. Gave them to the locals. I got two bottles of homemade wine in return.
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Yesterday I was determined to release myself from my mental straitjacket. I am ashamed of myself being such northern old manist. So I went round to Abdul's to see what he thought of the new Iman. From there to Leroy's to discuss a new weed he's been growing. After that I went to see Winifred in the old folks' home and had an interesting conversation about knitting. From there to Colonel Baxter_ Smyth's, to inquire about the tory leadership contest. I passed my nearest neighbour's House and spent several minutes cooing at his chihuahuas. I even went round to Colin's to ask if he would init
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Rubber. Same as the big uns.
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They are sentient,intelligent creatures! Shame on you.
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Good point. I hate being classified and defined. But people should not have to apologise for their opinions or preferences. Seems to me big brother wants us to stop being who we are . Anyway just a thought.
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But certain individuals flock together and become 'peerists' It's naughty and bigoted! Your mind should be open and free from negativity . According to big brother. I don't like little yappy dogs. I'm seeking counselling.
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Some new words hot off the press: Teamist....a person who supports one sports team to the exclusion of all others. Religionist...obvious. Peerist. ...a person who enjoys the company of his own peer group. Same age, background and interests. Womanist......a person who likes to mate with women. Manist.....the opposite of obvious. Home _Townist....an individual who prefers his own vicinity to other vicinities. Anyway, you see where I'm going with this. We are all 'bigots' to one degree or another. So what? It's called being human. Social engineering can't chan
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Good jumper. HJKC. Still working on hunting,killing and carrying.
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