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simba

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  1. just bought a vitara ill pm you mate could you send me a pix please
  2. ha ha yeah with a picture like that id travel ha ha ha no seriously no problem thanks atb carefull worldhunters will be after you
  3. with a picture like that id travel ha ha ha no seriously no problem thanks atb
  4. there was only one blue in there and yes still have it !!!
  5. only have a few left mate most are pre ordered but didnt expect that many mind you last time she had 11 ha ha .. thanks for the comment
  6. My hard working bitch had a litter of 9 pups today 5 dogs and 4 bitches mother pure half bull x test 100% everything father half collie 5/8 grey 3/8 bull excellent pot filler retrives live to hand 100% on everything tested i carnt work the numbers out for the mix ha ha should make good all rounders
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    Eating Deer

    A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for his family, but doesn't tell the kids what it is. He says he'll give them a clue, "It's what mum calls me sometimes." The little girl screams, "Don't eat it, it's a f*****g arsehole!"
  8. that picture is awesome !!!!!!!!!!! only in Burnley
  9. Hi and welcome i dont think you will get her to stop a patterdale is a working dog and thats whats she is doing !!! hopefully she may grow of it and get bored with it good luck !!!
  10. Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes.That should solve the problem.' The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a huge stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. 'Wow Mum,' he exclaimed. 'All those for me?' 'Just take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your father'.
  11. there you mate pixs posted for ya !!!! looks nice piece of kit
  12. David Beckham, when not playing football that day, decides to go horse riding. Although he has no previous experience, he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete control as the horse gallops along at a steady pace. Victoria watches him admiringly. After a while, David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse round it's neck and calls for it to stop. Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help. David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clut
  13. These classifieds were really put in the paper FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little b*****d. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE dog. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £!00. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And
  14. nice looking dog i think should make 26"
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