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a face like a bulldog chewing wasps
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hes a belter mate like his brother demon.... hes my big f*****g idiot ... ha ha
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This maths test can predict your all time hero, and the person you most aspire to be like. Try it without looking at the answers. Pick a number between 1 and 9 Then x3 Then +3 Then x3 again. You'll get a 2 digit number. Add the two digits together to find the person you most aspire to be like. 1. Muhammed Ali 2. Alan Shearer 3. Bob Marley 4. Winston Churchill 5. Elvis Presley 6. Pele 7. John Lennon 8. Bobby Moore 9. Gary Glitter
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Two police officers catch a man carrying a bag of fish early one morning at a poaching hotspot. 'Are you aware poaching is illegal?' they ask him He replies 'I wasn't poaching, these are my fish. Every night I take them down to the water and let them out for a swim then I shout them back and they swim back into the bag'. 'Thats bollocks, let us witness this' the copper says. They walk down to the water and the man releases the fish back into the water. 'Right, shout them back' the cop says 'Shout what back?' he replies
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I dont really get involved much in this type of post but heres a few of my views on the subject i am very proud to a Englishman , Yorkshire or even Britain if you want to call me that. This country is a great place weither it be England , Wales or Scotland. It is maybe the tolerance not the intolerance that is damaging the country and no i arent no raceist and i understand what lurchergirl says that not ever "muslim wants to take over the country" but we have opened our borders to all of europe , and basically anyone who wants to come and live a decent life here but for everyone who come that
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thanks to all who replied both dogs have been rehomed to a good working home ..
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GIVE A DOG A GOOD HOME < STOP THE PASSING ABOUT >
simba replied to jackard's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
jackard ill buy you a pint mate if you get around here like i said spot on bud ... -
yeah its a shame they are good pups and will make good dogs but i havent any room or i would have had one of them had a few replies and passed his number on ... will let you know when they have gone thanks everyone ..
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you have a point mate he his hard work and i dont to be honest have a lot of patience with him he takes rabbits for fun but get overexcited when he sees other stuff the bull x just are just steady and the pup is 3 months younger but he is still young enough to turn around ive got more time over the next couple of months to work with him ...
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GIVE A DOG A GOOD HOME < STOP THE PASSING ABOUT >
simba replied to jackard's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
spot on mate couldnt put it better i breed my bitch once and anyone who bought a pup i offered to take them back to stop them passing around it guts me to see dogs moved around -
Asked to post this 2 x female 3/8 5/8 bull x pups these are from genuine working stock parents take all these are not crap breed dogs these will do everything in the right hands they have to go as the lad has lost his job and doesnt have the funds to keep them they are both 16 weeks old and this is a genuine offer free to good working homes pm me for the lads details they are in skipton north yorkshire sorry no pixs both brindles and need to go over the next couple of days
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know you didnt want collie x bull greyhound on the tread but mines a b*****d to train the bull x are easy compared to that !!!!
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pleased for you mate you wont find a better young dog maybe demon ha ha the offer will always be there mate
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ive got the list but not read it
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After watching i'm a celebrity, i've come to the conclusion it's not so bad, Rats and cockroaches crawling all over the place Eating all sorts of stomach churning shite Well, it aint that f*****g rough, it's only like a visit to my local indian takaway
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that picture looks like someone i used to work with you must have a twin ... im sure we could have a new section studs, breeding and dogging ....
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im sure someone who wanted a single handed working dog would take him from you ??? i totally agree couldnt be rehomed with kids animals etc
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I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to f**k off."
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yeah im sure i will ha ha i think she calls it blackie (no im not going down the pc route ha ha) shes a belter thinks smoke detectors are cameras and waves to them before she goes to bed ... !!!! i couldnt make it up !!! i dont wanna ask what she is studying love it when they go home my dogs have the run of the campus and local wildlife
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were do they get it from ?? heres one to ponder on how do these people get to uni or worse what will they do when they graduate ?? i work security at a large campus from the big local uni. One of the students very pretty young girl was talking to us the other day and asking if she could keep a pet ? i replied no sorry there are no pets allowed so bright as a button she asked can i have a fish then ?? i answered sorry fish are pets her reply well why not ? it wont piss or shit anywere (nice manners !!) so i told her sorry you carnt have fish because the local fox will come in through
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Heres a true story were i work it is an old collage for nuns and priests (now a university) on many times on our nightly patrols we see the old piano in one of the halls with the lid up and on the next patrol its down we sometimes hear the sound of chanting from the same location... A couple of years ago just before xmas i was on patrol it was a foggy night night when i spotted what i thought was someone on horse back now this was 4am in the morning i stopped in my tracks and looked again the figure was a man dressed in what i can only discribe as civil war clothing i called on the radio for
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Some ghosts tried putting the willies up me earlier. I told them to f**k off, I'm not that way inclined.
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I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one o
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what can i say except how do you eat your cream eggs ?? i carnt tell you how i eat mine on here