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With this year's "I'm a Celebrity..." , we'll finally get an answer to the question "Do Behrs shit in the woods?".
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My bitch is 23" her pup my dog is 30" (10months old) and my sons collie x is 25" all do there job
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i would say fake shes never had breast implants by the looks of it
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I read a woman's valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled 'How to know what's going through the man in your lifes mind as hes choosing your present.' It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words, "This'll do! A giant Toblerone, she'll love that!" :thumbs-up:
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is that a promise ha ha ha
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
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didnt get many ! i wonder why ?
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its the leopard skin thong on the wall in the background that worrys me ha ha ha
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very expensive mate £1500 if mint tops mate
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love yo
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The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.
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you know ill take him back chris ring me
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An Irishman walks into work with both ears bandaged up. The boss says, "What the hell happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shit! I accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, I had to call the fuking doctor!"
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An Irishman goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do. "I can do anything," says the Irishman. "Can you make tea?" says the foreman. "Jesus, yes," replies the Irishman. "I can make a great cup of tea." "Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman. "Mother of God!" replies the Irishman. "How big is the teapot?" An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman have all been captured in Iraq and told that they are going to be executed. But before they are killed they have all been granted one wish, but they are not allowed to wish against
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jeep cheerke 4.0 and lpg px for any 4x4
simba replied to johnboyone's topic in Optics and Night Vision
posted twice but no price ??? sorry read it in other thread wish i had the money but gotta sell mine 1st (not a 4x4) -
good price mate just bought one or would have snapped it up great bloke wont go wrong with this bargain for someone
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Our local leather / shoe shop makes these i will put a pix up about £10 i think last time i bought one
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killed all the links at the start of the 11th round anyway joe won !!!! and has for sharing porn !!!!! we will keep your secret safe
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just a thought Obama says hes half black and half white then why doesnt he look like a zebra all strippy ???
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I agree mate the bag i use from wcf as jumped from £9.99 to £12.99 and the mince has gone from £3.00 for 10lb to £5.50 nearly double....
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gutted for you mate ....hope you get it back if the one lurcherlas has was to be pts must have been in the pound a while ....
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this is working a treat with a sign feck off round his neck sat in the window
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ive put a white glove and a pix of michael jackson in my window that will stop em !!!! love the silver wellies not thought of that ha ha
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sorry mate i dont know his number but he was at Selby on the monday this year with a bull x and some terriers a working lakey if i remember i gave him my number but never got a bell maybe someone else did ??? good luck mate seems a decent bloke