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there are some for sale on ebay about £20 or tire fitters (ats , kwick fit) can take em off for about £2.50 a wheel i had a set on a corsa that i didnt get the key with ats charged me £10 to take em off ...
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I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. BT: Hello, this is BT. ME: Is this BT. BT: Yes, this is BT... ME: This is BT. BT: Yes, this is BT ... ME: Is this BT.? BT: Yes! This is BT, may I speak to Mr.XXX, please? ME: May I ask who is calling BT:This is BT. ME: OK, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting. ME: Hello? BT: Is thi
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mate if you dont get the cage pm me ive on you can have if you can collect from horsforth
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marios wife always makes him lunch for when hes at work, one day he openened his butties, took a bite, spat it out, thought whats that, got the other one, same thing, spat it out, thought fuk this i'm calling the missus, rang her, what the hell is my lunch he asks? crab paste sandwiches she says, he said it doesn't taste like crab!! where you get it?? wife says, it was on special at the chemist
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happy new year
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same to you mate :thumbs-up:
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Just a quick note to wish everyone a happy new year for 2009 lets all have a good one happy hunting 2009 !!!!!
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happy new year
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nice pixs mate and looks a good dog !!!! i have a bitch of a similar stance..
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Ill keep my ears open for you in this area mate lot of coursing pikeys gutted for you thieving b*****ds ...
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working 8pm - 8am .....
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i think he was 26" at 6 months mate he is now 30" ... hasnt seen much at all yet dont wanna throw him in too soon he will do it when he wants ...
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heres my 11month old bull x pup
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gutted for you mate sad day .....rip tariq
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ferret boy charlie your inbox is full mate
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sorry for delay everyone been busy with my kennels all pms answered
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Just having a bit of a clear out and ive 30 or so hunting related dvds will swop for hunting related items / item etc pm me for a list please
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These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. it's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7
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just wanting to wish all members a happy christmas and new year ..
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so the pope has spoke about hating poofs and kiddie fiddlers.so thats half the cathlic church out of a job then
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Joseph and Mary lived in a barn. Mary had just given birth to a baby boy, Joseph was a carpenter by trade but had no work. On this particular day, after another unsuccessful day at the job centre, Joseph trudges back to the barn on his donkey. He then notices three men on camels carrying parcels and they take them into the barn. Joseph gets off his donkey, storms into the barn and shouts, "For f**k's sake, Mary; we've just had a baby, I'm unemployed and you are ordering stuff out of the f*****g catalogue."
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My thoughts are with you and your family truely lost for words r.i.p. little man
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Cliff Richards doing a Christmas gig in Japan, its midway through thegig and its going a storm..... 'Ok folks!' say Cliff 'If you have any requests let me know and I will sing them for you!' 'tits and fanny!' say the audience in unison 'I'm sorry I don't know that one' Cliff says moving swiftly on to another number. A little later he asks the same thing' Come on everyone, you must have a request?' 'Tits and fanny !, Tits and fanny !, Tits and fanny !' say the audience almost simultaneously 'Look, Im a christain god fearing man, I dont do anything like that!' says Cliff,again moving int
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Johnny had a swearing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink said that since CHRISTMAS was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him and if Johnny swore he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift. So two days before CHRISTMAS Johnny's dad asked Johnny what he wanted. Johnny said, "I want a f*****g teddy-bear laying right f*****g here beside me when I f*****g wake-up CHRISTMAS morning. Then when I go downstairs I want to see a f*****g train going around the f*****g tree, and when I go outside I w
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A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father CHRISTMAS serving behind the counter. "Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing for the big day?" Santa Claus sighs. He's really let himself go. The red suit's got lard and chilli sauce and bits of lettuce all over it. His apron's in a mess and he just looks fed up and like he doesn't want to be serving up kebabs for a living. "Well," Santa says at last, "the business has gone belly up. With the recession, the credit crunch and all, the toy industry took a beating
