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I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?" I replied, "No, you sick f**k. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
Geordieboy
You sure it wasn't what the man said when you were buying that dildo? haha