Marmalade one side,stand it on its edge,fruit jam on the other,leave an inch gap in the left bottom corner so as to assist with picking it up,or just have two slices,one on each.
You Sir, are a master of logic. Tomorrow I shall be worry free when snack time comes around.
Do not be so complacent,if for whatever reason you have an urge for golden treacle,you cannot stand toast on its edge and apply it,then what?.
Fortunately I'm not a fan of treacle, so I won't be up all night pondering that one. I DO like honey though. DOH! You've got me thinking now.