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walshie

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  1. Wasn't Uncle Bulgaria a womble rather than a badger?
  2. You could put lenses on the end and make binoculars out of them.
  3. Marmalade one side,stand it on its edge,fruit jam on the other,leave an inch gap in the left bottom corner so as to assist with picking it up,or just have two slices,one on each. You Sir, are a master of logic. Tomorrow I shall be worry free when snack time comes around. Do not be so complacent,if for whatever reason you have an urge for golden treacle,you cannot stand toast on its edge and apply it,then what?. Fortunately I'm not a fan of treacle, so I won't be up all night pondering that one. I DO like honey though. DOH! You've got me thinking now.
  4. Marmalade one side,stand it on its edge,fruit jam on the other,leave an inch gap in the left bottom corner so as to assist with picking it up,or just have two slices,one on each. You Sir, are a master of logic. Tomorrow I shall be worry free when snack time comes around.
  5. I'd be inclined to leave it where it is or call the old bill so they can come and get it. Taking it anywhere yourself could give you more grief than you need.
  6. walshie

    kates funbags

    I hope when she's queen or whatever her title will be she doesn't do you all for treason.
  7. Thanks mate. You put my mind at ease. marmalade is for girls.. get some marmite on your toast Good job you weren't here earlier or I'd have been in a 3-way tizz between marmalade, jam or marmite. Phew!
  8. Last time I ask such an important question on here. You lot were absolutely no help at all. :laugh:
  9. Just had a mate round who is pro fox exterminator. Reckons this one was about 3 as her teeth weren't all that. Hope there's not more cubs to come.
  10. I made my mind up. I cut some thick bits of bread, toasted them then loads of marmalade. Wish I'd had jam now!
  11. Oddly enough, I had an egg and bacon sarny with ketchup earlier. Man cannot live by egg and bacon alone.
  12. Mrs Walshie is at work and I'm peckish. I'm going to make myself some coffee and toast but I can't decide whether to have marmalade or mixed fruit jam. I love them both so much. I'm in such a tizz.
  13. Well that particular piece of string is 37'8", or 11.48 metres for the youngsters.
  14. Do we have to send the cheque first?
  15. Well that's taken long enough. Finally got it this morning. My Mrs heard the cage clang shut while she was in the kitchen this morning about 6.15. I had completely covered the floor of the cage with thick grass cuttings, put paving slabs round the end it so the fox couldn't get to the bait without going in, and after 2 weeks I got it. It was a big vixen in perfect condition, but looked "young". It weighed 20lb! (Yes I know, but the cage was right next to the shed with my fishing tackle, so I weighed it) Way too big to be this years cub, so could it have been last years or do they take longer
  16. What are they reporting you for? Can't you sell DVDs? (Serious question, in case I get caught out). Cheers.
  17. Can't go wrong with a good smiting now and again.
  18. Excellent write up mate. I certainly won't be emailng Fiona@animalaid.co.uk or calling 01732 364546 for my free pack either. I don't get the National anti-shooting week bit. If you are a shooter, you will ignore the pasty faced requests not to, and if you are not a shooter, you wouldn't be doing it anyway. Maybe it's for those of us who want to give up, but just can't do it without support. I personally have tried, but keep on reaching for my gun, especially after dinner, or in moments of stress.
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