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LUMPHAMMER

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  1. :icon_eek: JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i thought these lot was crazy !
  2. It happened down here a long time ago f*****g jokers
  3. What a bastarrd ! maximum respect to ''Mac'' & all the force's
  4. Sorry mate but 'plack pudding' has already been mentioned....................... :laugh:
  5. Just eat a ''NIGGERS FANNY'' fooking mint
  6. catchy! I was leaning towards................... "Pish"!!!!.... I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with Fcuktheban! how about... They seek him here. They seek him there. Bogger seeks him everywhere. Bumming your grandad? Or feltching your gran? That damned elusive Fcuktheban! Hahahahahah :rofl: ffs how the fcuk your mind work's
  7. Here's a picture of him he sent me not so long ago........................ seem's like a genuine guy
  8. Could be................ not to sure ,but do love watching a bit of ''Bruce perry'' & his adventures ,the one when that tribe was hunting with blow pipe shooting monkey's
  9. Sausage,bacon,omlette,tom's,beans,white pudding & a ''LOAF of TOAST'' followed by a nice mug of tea
  10. Brand new razor blade cleaned ,pups at 3 days old & a quick slice
  11. I suppose it better looking at a partridge than the ''ugly BLACKFOOT spear chuckers'' dragging there knuckles around my local KFC
  12. His been rumbled like a ''FAT BIRDS dress when she's eaten 9 servings of curry ''
  13. I'd have just got him an inhaler :laugh:
  14. Just waiting for my DINNER people Fooking starving marving very entertaining
  15. :toast: Three Cheers for FTB he truly is EXPOSING the peddlers
  16. Would you SWOP for a pie line bull cross 110% 12 months old. Not for the faint hearted?. Im getting out of lurchers and into terriers. FTB Throwin a ''tit wannk '' off ''FLAB-TASTIC'' & i might consider
  17. A black tit or a white one ? you choose, but either way your still a tit. Been called a ''Black 18incher'' before but not a tit.................................will keep that one for future
  18. ''Nuttal/wheeler/plummer/gypo-cross patterdale 14months'' GAME as FUCCK cant be arsed to breed from her again had enough of cleaning up dog shite & looking at her saggy tits & all that bollock's so im selling her & her litter of 16 for £500 for the lot
  19. A black tit or a white one ? what did you put? The first comment lol was only saying what i thought
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