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  1. LUMPHAMMER
    A black tit or a white one ?
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    Pair of ''ARSEHOLES'' most probably dress up like women together & nonce children ...........................fuccking wasters
  4. LUMPHAMMER
    How do the parents work ?
  5. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahaha its most probably been EAT by a ''HUNGRY GYPO''
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    Looks like its lived on ''Custard creams'' all its fat life ,but if it works who gives a FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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    The two at the bottom need drowning & by the looks of the ''Shiitbull'' & its owner they will both be dead in the next couple of months by ''Heart ATTACK'' the fat lumps of SHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    All the best with the terrier.
  9. LUMPHAMMER
    They just ''Bally up round here & foot the doors off for car keys cheeky fuckers
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    Or the spade doesn't get in & ruin her
  11. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahaha f*****g great lol
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    Hahaha
  13. LUMPHAMMER
    Day 2 in the Big brother house.......................................................................................................& the crime rate has risen with 1 rape[Although he said its ''Just grabbing ,4 counts of fraud & about 24 tranny vans with trailors have pulled up
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    ''Day 1 in the Big brother house''..................................................................& Paddy doherty is coursing hare's around the living room in his VEST
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    :rofl:
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    And for an extra £500 he will give you some ''lovely white chippings''
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    Hahah !
  18. LUMPHAMMER
    Hahahah not like i watch this BULLSHITEE but just seen that Gypo ''Paddy Docherty'' in the BIG BROTHER house :laugh: Wonder if he will start ''Block paving the hall stairs & landing'' & charge them £ 30.000 for materials
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    Size 6 hook with a big piece of ''Bloomers loaf'' from greg's always works for me in the summer just as the sun is going down,pull a big piece out maybe the size of average size cake & push the hook through it then pull it back onto the bread[Dont squash the bread completely or it will sink] ,make sure your line is floating & as the fish takes it wait for the line to go into the water before you strike
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    A ''50 plus lady'' is on the menu for later lol happy days !

    1. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      lol. Your no right. I hope your going to bring a friend to satisfy her, cos your wee baldy half incher wont even touch the sides.

    2. Lab

      Lab

      he'll be bringing Earth.....that'll be an inch between them....lol

    3. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Well i brought the 19inch screw on ''Black slayer'' lol & she loved it YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !

  21. LUMPHAMMER
    :laugh: Hahah kick in the Bollocks is what honest Dave needs. All the best
  22. LUMPHAMMER
    As already been said ''Lamb breast'' is the best i think just make sure his wormed with decent wormers & hopefully it will all work out .
  23. LUMPHAMMER
    Yes at 6weeks
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    :ninja:
  25. LUMPHAMMER
    Send me a pm if you need a hand
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