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  1. Lamping tonight, time goes slow waiting :p

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    2. willie thorn

      willie thorn

      that old trick. "im looking for my dog sir" lol

    3. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      And the cage is to catch him if we can't find him the poor wee thing :(

    4. willie thorn
  2. I enjoy little pricks diving into my profile, go for it baby

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    2. long dogs

      long dogs

      was he from china lol

    3. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      How did you know? Have you seen it too?!

    4. hedz31

      hedz31

      well its an open forum lad and ye have displayed your details what do ye expect its not like ye have ye name adress and social security number on there lol

  3. I'm going to start a rabbit farm, anyone wants to shoot a rabbit it's £5 a shot.Thanks for the idea grantellissheffield

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    2. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      I thought we could save on space and just put the rats in a barrel and drop the dogs in.

    3. lunita

      lunita

      you could go round shows..b like hook a duck

    4. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      Sounds good, needs a catchy name how about ravage a rat or flatten a fink?

  4. Got a new pup westie x 1/2 lake 1/2 jack

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    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      my mum had a westie years ago.it was a vicious little c**t.lol

    3. Moll.

      Moll.

      Need a photo of that x.

       

    4. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      It's only 8 weeks now so won't look like much more than any other pup but will post pics

  5. Some guys need to get a new hobby

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    2. long dogs

      long dogs

      yeh true pal i rely on my dogs so need to take care of them

    3. willbur

      willbur

      i used to have a hobby ! then she left !

       

    4. willbur

      willbur

      still have me dogs tho lol

  6. JUst because I'm logged off doesn't mean I'm not here ;)

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      f*****g guests...lol

    3. RossM

      RossM

      change your user name to big brother!! lol

    4. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      Private eyes are watching you

  7. stroking my one eyed hob, looks like he's going to be ill

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    2. christian71

      christian71

      I stroked my one eyed nob this morning

    3. lunita

      lunita

      dont use my status as an excuse for your twisted mind ...lol..

    4. fcuktheban
  8. bogger's got a crush on me ;)

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    2. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      simo you know you can have anyone you want, we are looking at a spring wedding

    3. Bogger
    4. tag

      tag

      love it ......

  9. Off lamping after bushing today love it

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    2. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      Thanks hoping to see some glowing eyes ;)

    3. sniper
    4. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      Thanks, I'm sure some people on here will be missing me lol

  10. Had to find a more forum friendly avatar :(

  11. Why are people with empty profiles looking at mine? Strange

    1. Lab

      Lab

      it must be love!!!

    2. lunita

      lunita

      its ur avatar thats addictive cant stop watching it when i see it ...lol

    3. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      Too bad my profile pic is a let down lol

       

  12. creeper wants to lick my head in

    1. Lab

      Lab

      You'd better not put everyones name up mate you'll be there all week.....;-)

    2. Moll.

      Moll.

      Bet that tickles

       

    3. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      it's like a thousand butterflies

  13. trying out my new lamp tonight if the rain doesn't ruin it

    1. DottyDoo
    2. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      What? My trainers aren't waterproof and my track bottoms get heavy.

  14. Stomache bug has taken hold of my family :p

    1. ferretess

      ferretess

      sorry but glad it's not just me :(

       

       

  15. Shhh, Don't give away my secret identity, I can't afford a new cape.

    1. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      Yes but don't worry I have spares of both

  16. Oh deer

    1. fcuktheban

      fcuktheban

      I just can't believe a hunter doesn't know how to spell deer?

  17. creeper wants to lick my head in

  18. This topic is locked lol

  19. bitch in season and new pup being trained ho-hum

  20. why don't you sell the dog on your other account, you have sold things on here before?

  21. Dad buys a lie detector robot, which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" The son says, "at school dad." Robot slaps the son. "Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" "What DVD?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again. "Ok, it was a porno", cries the son. Dad yells, "What?! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot slaps the Dad. Mum laughs, "Ha ha h...

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