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    Apparently their train broke down on the way to Scotland a few years back and managed to get to a train station in the middle of nowhere, so the station master boards the train and says to the queen, ''I'm ever so sorry your majesty, if you'd like to follow me inside I'm sure I can entertain you for an hour or so whilst the royal carriage is fixed...'' Prince Phillip looked at him and said, ''What are you, a fcuking juggler?'' :laugh:
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    Pick us up mush I'll bring the cider and tipper truck on me way ill hook the trailer up Don't forget the Dukes of Hazzard horn ''Any old scrap iroooon....''
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    I second that Bezza, HOWEVER..... If anyone's ever feeling down, do a google search for the Duke's famous quotes. The man couldn't give a tuppenny f**k for anyone
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    Pick us up mush I'll bring the cider and tipper truck on me way
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    You sound like Buffalo Bill
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    Pick us up mush I'll bring the cider and tipper truck
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    Well done that man
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    I just did http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_(mythology) http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070707152920AAvDWFI
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    There would be when I'm done with it! LOL Its good on here LOL!!!! All this cumin and goins on LOL. Never felt that DEEP about my rifle. Might get my beer gogles on later and see what happens Take it from me, don't try it with a SEMI auto
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    Why don't you get a steward job on a cruise ship - free gym and birds
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    Ohh didn't know there was a market for that sort of dipping. best get advertising! :laugh:
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    You can get infra red film and cover the flash - it works on cameras very well you can take pictures in the pitch black with no visible light. Just make sure it's a night time capable camera Edited to add - if you look hard enough you'll find one.
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    Christianity, Islam and Judaism are pretty much exactly the same - that's why they're called the Abrahamic religions. So I don't quite get your point
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    Get a pair of trackies, a choke chain, and a staffy. Seems to work for the scrotes round here In all seriousness, we have a rescue rotty that as far as we're aware hasn't had any training, but looks after us as she feels it's her job as part of the pack. I'm no expert, but i'd let your dog settle in, before expecting too much
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    Ive put ''Anywhere I have permission'', on the interview give them you're permission letters
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    Agree with you Matt - it's easier to get hold of an illegal firearm than jump through the hoops legally. With regards to your calibre question, well, anything that has a greater potential range is viewed as the worst case scenario for PC Plod who has to deal with a Derek Bird style shooting. Switzerland has a mature attitude towards firearms, and virtually zero gun crime in the last 10 years.
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    Excellent
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    Seriously though lads, would you shoot a roe buck with an air rifle as long as you get it in the eye? I don't want to wake my dog and can't think of an easier way
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    They didn't enter a plea Surely if you had nothing to hide you'd be horrified by the thought of being accused and plead not guilty?
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    Just remember leamo, if you're head shooting a deer with a .22 don't do it at 100 meters as you might miss
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    Laid by the wealthy. I wouldn't chip in for my own army, but then again I wouldn't start wars in various countries. I pay for the roads because I buy fuel - road tax doesn't pay for them as evidenced by the shit state most roads are in. NHS, care homes, you name it they're all in rag anyway so I'd rather look after my own family and community tbh.
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    You'd still be paying a significant amount into the system. Every time you taxed your car and filled it up with petrol, drank a beer, bought a packet of fags, bought anything with VAT on it, and any number of taxable things we buy/pay for and don't usually associate with giving the government money for.. I understand that malt, but I don't think the government associate those things with us when working out how much a citizen is worth to them... What I meant was if I paid next to no income tax, the taxman will 'demand' this and that and probably issue a summons illegally, as always, and
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    Rake, if I earned, for example, £80k a year, but paid £250 tax on it because I'd been taking the piss, would it be acceptable for me to do that if I paid for private schooling, private healthcare etc? So if I arranged and paid for my 'Infrastructure' instead of supporting someone else's idea of a society, what would you think? It's a genuine question by the way it's one I ask myself all the time, that is if I didn't participate in 'society' or take anything from the pot, I'd bet a months wages I'd be held at gunpoint and forced to pay anyway.
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    Try gunstar mate, at the top left there's a search box, put in your area/county and everything near you will come up. Failing that just search for a .22lr good luck
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