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iworkwhippets

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  1. the only day my dog gets rest, is christmas day, thats because i will be stuffing my hodge
  2. thing is lads, i cant stem the blood flow, so ive got 2 options, see the emergency doctor, but shes a great striving maid from Nigeria, or Gladys up the street at number 69, varicose she will do out fer me, not a pretty sight though, varicose veins up to her piles
  3. i ended my day, wrapped around barbed wire, my balls are in a reet state,
  4. ive asked many a time if i could work this land, but oh no, anyway, i thowt bugger it, and snaked on , next min, 3 lads jumped me, i thrashed 2 of em, but the 3rd give me a hiding
  5. took a short cut across railway lines today, wrong i know, anyways, this virgin express train clocked me one and sent me reeling, i survived that, then moved onto some forbidden land heaving wi bunnies
  6. He let me know last night he was going today, everythings crossed here
  7. what practice was this at pal, i need seeing to
  8. then went on to nail a pheasant
  9. caught this bugger napping on the shit heap
  10. just a thought, but perhaps you could pass the book onto Rew, when you have done we it
  11. offered this to another member off here, but they never got back to me, tells you everything you need to know . its just sat here gathering dust, if its of any use to you, juist pm me your address, i dont want out for it
  12. Sunday mornings, up early and down to the butchers we a bin bag, climb over gate, take your pick, plus her catches, greedy little bugger is Nell, i normally take a ginsters pasty out with us on our mooch, she thinks its for her, she gets a smell of the package, sits back and whatches me shift it
  13. often wondered how that dog was coming along, good pics thanks fer sharing
  14. cant be doing we all this hatred stuff. but have you seen some of the women on muslima.com eh, id tip up my weekly pension for one of them to sit on my lap .
  15. ive done some mileage on that bike i have, do the shopping on it, and never need to lock it up, i mean whos gonna pinch the bugger, look at dogs face, even hers disgusted we it
  16. doesnt bother her matey, introduced to water from the word go
  17. i was going to use this as my mode of transport, i mean, if i set off now, pups would be ready to go by the time i got theer, eh
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