Bugger diets, im one of the lucky ones i suppose, 6 foot and 11 stone, i eat whats put in front of me, and some more, up at 6 30am, two frying pans on the go, then lunch around 12 ish, tea time, toad in the hole wi bread n butter, midnight, out comes the chip pan, in between all that, cream cakes, toffee, theres more lard on marty feldman, aint he dead