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    Diets

    Bugger diets, im one of the lucky ones i suppose, 6 foot and 11 stone, i eat whats put in front of me, and some more, up at 6 30am, two frying pans on the go, then lunch around 12 ish, tea time, toad in the hole wi bread n butter, midnight, out comes the chip pan, in between all that, cream cakes, toffee, theres more lard on marty feldman, aint he dead
  2. after a shag, whats one of them, if theres any woman out theer that will shag me fer 50 grams of unopened old holborn, im on my way
  3. Be a bout 5 weeks now sin i last had a fag, now its my birthday tomorrow, and one of my grandaughters has just brought me a few gifts, one of which is a 50 gram of old holborn, i hadnt the heart to tell her i no longer smoke, i still have the occasional urge for a fag, im buggered if i o what to do, should i, or shouldnt i, after all at my age, surely the damage has been done
  4. my lady has just asked me if i fancy a sausage sandwich, eh, no thank you
  5. i can remember back in the 1950s you could walk down the street with your arm around ya best mate, no thowts of him wanting to give you a gobble or summat, eh, but now these days your arse isnt your own,
  6. doesnt no [BANNED TEXT] do we herself next
  7. needed a cool down after that battle
  8. got the bugger eh, i dunna feck about
  9. worked hard in difficult conditions for her kill
  10. not bad for a whippet in my opinion
  11. nice healthy cubs eh, watched em for about 20 mins or so, i find and watch em every year, yes i will be back
  12. lets have a look at her mush , county girls no how to shag come on Raymondo, wi bum cheeks like that, who gives a monkies about her mush
  13. really enjoyed watching them, made my day
  14. Visited this earth today, so with a slight breeze in my favour, i sneaked up to it on all fours, i just copt the vixen, tits dragging on the ground, going to ground, i missed the shot, so parked my arse , and waited, wasnt long before 4 cubs appeared, i watched em for a few mins scrapping, raised my camera, they clocked me and went back down, waited a while longer for one nosey little git to appear, and sure enough, one popped out,
  15. what planet are you silly buggers on, ive been sat on my back garden wi dog sin 8 this morning
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