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iworkwhippets

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  1. Appologise to the man pacey fekin pacey
  2. Neh mind that daft apeth, what about spasmo Biden in his state of the Union speech referring the ukranians as Iranians eh ffs
  3. I gave up on this world some time ago charts, I know of one person works 7 days a week yet can't afford to put there central heating on, granted this person averages about 30 hrs per week but doesn't claim any benefits there job is caring in the community self employed there's no mp fit to lick her boots, yes it's my daughter as I type I think she may be on her way home from work
  4. Not bad eh,,, £2 200 and here's me happy to share my meagre black pudding with eunice
  5. Helllllloooooooooooo, im your man fer that job, all my life savings have gone, wotya all think eh
  6. id rather not fcuk you if you dont mind
  7. just been in touch with zelensky, told him, ever he needs my services , im at the ready,
  8. now then now then, as if things arent bad enough in the world without it escalating on here
  9. Eh, how on earth can you war experts sleep when pukins finger is on the nuclear button, as fer me, its yet again a full monty afore the sky lights up and we are turned to ashes pure cremation
  10. So do you gentlemen, think owd pukin is going to press the nuke button or what, cos im just about to open a tin of beans n sausage i thank you
  11. Hey up you never mind young shamima, theres room enough here fer me n her, right must go now, ive got lindy hop lessons shortly , eh
  12. Well I'm well prepared I've erected an Anderson shelter, stocked up with fray bentos steak n kidney pies bog rolls, I'm just doing a full monty at the moment, then I'm all prepared if out happens, ta ta fer now
  13. I dunno anymore our Arry, I'm. Fcuked if I know what day it is anymore either, all as know is I comebon here fer a decent conversation and there's nowt but sheer bilge, some of the replies on. That Russian thread, eh I give up I'd get more sense from. Ray whittaker ?
  14. what i would like to know is this, i fancy a dirty big , chinese tonight , but are russia and china allies or what, not that it makes any difference,
  15. couldnt give a donk daniel about petrol prices, my efoldie is top of the range
  16. well look ya here, daughter took me shopping today, so i treated her to a tank of petrol but what a bloody queue, anyways cut a long story short, whemn i went kiosk pay fer the petrol, there was a queue, so finally pays gets back to the car, and the chap behind says that took u some while mate, i wont bother telling you what i said or did u wont believe me
  17. stop ya bickering afore it starts, ive no popcorn left
  18. sally kellerman, from mash, shes passed aged 84
  19. just been watching tv, best bottled water £ 160 a bottle , eh id rather drink my own piss first
  20. Well I've just come indoors from feeding my foxy friends, away from reality for a few fleeting moments, to what yet more gloom doom, first covid, now this, well so have I lead a full and active life, I still am fulling, but the way the worlds going, like I've said before I wouldn't lose any sleep if I woke up in the morning heaving wi maggots well I'm going to do missen a bacon sarnie now then get my head down, so I will bid thee all goodnight,
  21. I've been in touch with her told her my requirements and age, her reply was fek off
  22. I've just had a thought lads in view of what's around the corner. I'm thinking of drawing my lifes savings and going on a weeks holiday, how much fer a caravan in. Rhyl these days
  23. Nowt wrong wi that kanny my son, I've just had a bit of finny haddock with eunice
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