Happened to my mate. 2 guys trying to steal his daughters car, he went out grabbed one, set about him, other one getting tore into him with boots, his wife cracked him with a golf club lol. While he was on top of the guy he couldn't see the guys hands. Anyway both got away. Phoned the police, went to sit down and jumped up in agony, the guy had stabbed him several times in the arse with a screwdriver. He had to go down to the station to get the evidence photographed he said the lassy photographer was gorgeous. She asks him, where were you stabbed. He said she had a wry smile when he told her