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  1. FTB I did that too with gulls only with a fish tail.... Err I mean I knew some cruel boys who did it.
  2. You can have many wives through your life but only one football club.

    1. Lab

      Lab

      True.....even better when there at the top off the league too!!

    2. baw

      baw

      I've been practicing next years chant.... Championeees championeeees..

    3. judge2010

      judge2010

      up the owls f**k the blades!

  3. You snob jimmy, we used a dustbin lid and a stick.
  4. Pmsl lab. I've never eat buzzard but I suppose they'll be the same as swans, jays, curlews and blackies, they'll taste like chicken?
  5. Lol cheers riohog, off to work the noo.
  6. Osama bin Laden sent mr Obama a coded message 2 let him know he's still alive: "--3 7 0 H S S V-- --0 7 7 3 H--" Obama is baffled.even the FBI, CIA & NSA can't decipher it. They ask Britain's MI-6 for help.MI-6 replies:"Tell the President he's holding it upside down

  7. hmmm said almost as if it was true the guy hasnt done anything wrong and has just mentioned something that used to happen and said that he would not in any way do it, I have seen some one on here before say that he wanted to catch rabbitts to sell them to whippet/track dog owners because he got more than the butchers and he did'nt get this much grief The anti's make so much crap up anyway it would'nt matter You quoted my post so I'm assuming what you wrote was aimed at me. Can you Point out in my retort where I give the kid this grief you mention? I even make pains to avoid aimin
  8. A little boy goes up to his dad and says: "Dad, where does poo come from?"Dad explains that food enters the mouth and passes down the oesophagus to the stomach. There digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before the waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as "poo""Fek me!" says the little boy, "Where does Tigger come from then?"

  9. More steven hawkings

  10. I've had a few names on here lol

  11. Well hello foxy, been a while. What brings you into the baws lair? couldn't resist eh lol

  12. Why only last year I trapped a female golden eagle, I kept it in the trap and used it to call males in, got 3 in total. I then raided it's nest and sold the 4 eggs to bird dealers who incubated and successfully hatched them under parakeets. I made 1500 an egg..... The adult birds I sold for 3 grand a bird.... Now, if carslberg made posts to entice antis, they'd probably be the best posts in the world....
  13. Jesus suffering..... Honestly, the mind boggles. No one forces anyone to buy a certain breed of dog, no one as far as I am aware, forces anyone to breed a certain type of dog. Adding bull to certain breeds isn't going to end the coursing dog as we know it. This place is full of drama queens.....
  14. So I did, that only adds up to 9/10ths.... 1/10 collie to be added in.
  15. 2/5 grey, 1/5 deer, 1/10 berdie, 1/10 saluki and 1/10 whippet ... For selling purposes known as a saluki/deerhound greyhound lol
  16. Count how many dogs are involved.... There are 6 dogs involved... 3 of them are greyhounds, 2 of them bulls and 1 is a collie so it's 3/6 or 1/2 grey 2/6 or 1/3 bull and 1/6 collie. Personally I wouldn't touch a dog for rabbits with 1/2 grey. It would need to be atleast 5/8 or 3/4 for me.
  17. I don't think people appreciate the size of these animals. Im not saying you couldn't breed a dog capable of catching one, they have dogs capable of taking on mountain lions but your typical lurcher that can catch rabbit, hare and foxes, no chance.
  18. Lol mate, to be fair the van was hinging but the dogs owner did get a power for years after it. We left the f*****g boards and the trout cos we were scared someone had heard the dog. It wasn't a good night to say the least but one you'll never forget.
  19. baw

    Old Firm

    No probs chancer, it's a can of worms what you ask mate and will only get the numpties posting on here. Takecare pal.
  20. Me and the mate were going boarding but on the way we bumped into a guy we knew out lamping with his lurcher. Within seconds the 3 of us and a dog were going boardin. The place we were going was stocked to the max with trout. Half an hour in and a good couple of dozen trout to the good we heard this noise which sounded like a siren. Anyone who has poached and thinks they have been rumbled will know how we were feeling. You don't think straight and common sense tells you they wouldn't use sirens but the mind plays tricks. Anyhow, the siren was getting louder and we panicked, started throwing tr
  21. That's quality that, well done moll. Proving once again hunters are the biggest animal lovers around.
  22. baw

    Old Firm

    AGAIN!!!! No probs pal, lets drop the subject now mate IM NOT MUCH INTO FOOTBALL BUT I KNOW THE DERBY GAMES YOU CAN GET CARRIED AWAY WITH ME BEING A TOFFY FAN I KNOW THE CRAIC, ! I WORK BESIDE TWO JOCKS, ONE FROM THE CETICS AND ONE FROM RANGERS GOOD LAUGH AT TIMES, BUT I DONT KNOW HALF OF WHAT THER ARGUE ABOUT . I KEEP HEARING ONE THEM SAYING (BIG JOCK KNEW) AND (SEAMUS AKA KA)COULD SOMEBODY PUT ME OUT MY MISERY , AND PLEASE GIVE ME HALF A CHANCE OF WHAT THEYR ON ABOUT, THERE IS GOOD CRAIG AT TIMES WITH THEM BUT I DONT KNOW HALF WHAT HER ON ABOUT. YIS CHANCER
  23. I remember camping with the mates, loch edge, was in my late teens. We never had a boat but what was basically a large tyre inner tube. Full of the drink as you do, I paddled this bloody tube out into the sea loch to drop a fishing weight with bait further out than we could cast. Anyhow, I drops the weight roughly 100 yards out and I can here the mates shouting SHARK!!! I'm like aye right, never expected you lot to try that one..... I looks around anyway and right enough, the biggest fin I've ever seen is heading my way!!! Well, I thrashed the water to a foam, couldn't have got in quicker if I
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